Like a Gentleman

Hey everyone, I just added a new short Fritz Fargo comic to PAYHIP! I did this one in preparation for TCAF this year, and sold it as a mini. Not porn, but still cute!

“Johnny invited Eddy to his friend’s party, but Ed doesn’t really feel like he belongs…  French Inhale is a short comic exploring a scene of Johnny and Eddie, senior year of high school.  This comic takes place several years before the events of the webcomic, The Quick and Dirty Life of Fritz Fargo. Short, cute and gay.”

1- Never make a post in color!

Nothing is as sophisticated as you making a nice color photo black and white. It , in fact, immediately transforms you into a mysterious erotic artist. Bonus points for the name of your blog on every picture in a giant cursive font.

2- People are too stupid to see what is going on, tell them.

If someone is getting their cock sucked, don’t just leave everyone in the dark, write “head” or “love having my cock sucked” so people aren’t left wondering about your mysterious picture and your unique tastes as a man.

3- But don’t stop there…

Put yourself in the driver’s seat with first person remarks. “Slowly, Kitten” or “We’re just getting started, Kitten” are both acceptable ways of letting people know that if you were able to have a girlfriend in real life, this is the kind of thing you would definitely be into.

4- Make the occasional text over picture post

Show your adoring minions that your Photoshop skills are not limited to the de-saturate button. Everything from comments addressing no one like “You’re so fucking sexy”* to soul-revealing quips like “I like it when you tease” can be effective, but when you’re in doubt make sure to no one has missed out on the fact that you’re daddy dom by saying “This belongs to daddy”** or “Because I said so” will make everyone sure that the sexual and emotional powerhouse they have been searching for was here on tumblr all the time.

5- Warn the public!

Once you have got the tumblr icon of someone else’s torso in a black suit, it’s time to let people know what they are in for. Warn the unsuspecting lurker that they may not be able to handle the same stuff they see every day. Tell people it’s your little corner of the interwebs and you don’t want to blow their little minds by begging them for nudes, constantly reblogging your belt on a bed or photographing your one bottle of scotch,  “I am Sir Ravenwolf, welcome to my twisted mind” is just the kind of caution you you may want to favor, because hey, that picture of a woman’s leg in a garter belt, is not for the faint of heart.

So stop sitting there and steal some blowjob gifs. If you can dream it, you can do it!

* Real daddy dom blogs should change this to “Your”

I remember this time last year after graduation marked the beginning of my “unemployed summer camp.” After getting rejected from several promising opportunities, my self esteem hit rock bottom (#firstworldproblems). I hated seeming desperate, unwanted, and underestimated. After rebuilding my entire storyboard portfolio, I was like…now what? I began to open up more online and create comics for fun, and people seemed to really enjoy that because they could relate to it. I became more interested in creating my own content and giving myself my own voice, instead of letting a job be my voice. Eventually I got my first storyboard artist gig, and even after getting employed, I never want to return to a state where I don’t have my own voice out there. Social media nowadays gives us a platform to showcase our talents, personalities, and stories. As someone in animation, there are literally so many ways out there that can expose you to the industry, and the world.  Creating SUCCUBISHEZ and my mini life comics helped me learn more about the stories I want to tell, and how I want to tell them. Other than just being known as another studio’s bitch, I also want to be known for being my own bitch too.

Murph is put on Shenanigans Trial and gets defensive.