Jul 21
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for 36 years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate YOU
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your Tumblr’s set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
