C.W.

I’m pretty sure this violates so many health codes

anything for the aesthetic

What the dicks is the aesthetic

I’m pretty sure this violates so many health codes

You mean the furry thing that’s checking itself in the camera?

he's just passing by!

He seems too cool to just be passing by

he's a dork but don't tell him i said that

I’m gonna tell him you said that

You mean the furry thing that’s checking itself in the camera?

he's just passing by!

He seems too cool to just be passing by

You mean the furry thing that’s checking itself in the camera?

main character

Always, man I just met who I’m now writing a whole reality show for

its gonna be so good too, i just know it

Of course it is, I’m the one writing it and the female gaze is a necessary 

dick whats

Dick-twits

i fuck with it

You’re probably gonna fuck with everything I say

main character

Always, man I just met who I’m now writing a whole reality show for

dick whats

Dick-twits

This sounds like a start to a really bad ending 

i’m expecting to walk out of this heartbroken, so it’s alright

Can I make a reality show out of it?

depends, what would you call it?

Desperate Man Finds Love on Remote Island but Fails and Gets Heart Broken in 36 Hours 

okay my feelings are a little hurt but ill take it

That’s what makes it amusing

well i guess ill practice crying then

Pretty cry or no tears at all

This sounds like a start to a really bad ending 

i’m expecting to walk out of this heartbroken, so it’s alright

Can I make a reality show out of it?

depends, what would you call it?

Desperate Man Finds Love on Remote Island but Fails and Gets Heart Broken in 36 Hours 

okay my feelings are a little hurt but ill take it

That’s what makes it amusing

This sounds like a start to a really bad ending 

i’m expecting to walk out of this heartbroken, so it’s alright

Can I make a reality show out of it?

depends, what would you call it?

Desperate Man Finds Love on Remote Island but Fails and Gets Heart Broken in 36 Hours 

This sounds like a start to a really bad ending 

i’m expecting to walk out of this heartbroken, so it’s alright

Can I make a reality show out of it?

This sounds like a start to a really bad ending 

Better deck whoever forced you

they bought me from an agency and willingly decided to feed and house my hell demon of a brother and i

Sounds like a them problem

Better deck whoever forced you