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Plot Bunnies: Ariel the Angel

“Lucifer may have been God’s favorite son- but he loved no other angel the way he loved Ariel.”

Dean blinked at Castiel’s words before his green eyes shifted towards the blonde woman- or, rather, the blonde angel.

“Huh….”

Ariel was the light of God’s existence, created after He created the four Archangels. Jilted by God’s love for Ariel, Michael placed her into a cosmic coma, doomed to slumber for centuries.

Until Dean Winchester, risen from Hell, summoned her.

Knowing what it’s like to be trapped, Dean found himself developing a soft spot for Ariel, despite his best efforts to remain neutral on her.

Meanwhile, Ariel couldn’t help but steadily fall head over heels for her surprising rescuer.

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement

Got so worked up arguing with him about the way he treated me and the audacity to bring this shit up the day before the anniversary of my dad’s suicide, my hungover self finally vomited and I feel like shit.

Who wanna talk about my new plot bunny?