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The ad is for the blowtorch if that isn't clear

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

beautyberry is such a well-named plant

Normal happy

I fully understand people's disenchantment with electoralism and the limits of lesser evils, but I still have hope that someday we may elect our first fujoshi prime minister and that she'll mandate that all straight boys go gay for women's entertainment. I think there would be value in that even if it is only a first step towards more substantive change.

Out of all the things I'm into, I think "people cumming" is honestly the funniest because of how basic it is. Like yeah I've got a fetish for enjoyable sex. My favorite thing to eat is tasty food. I really enjoy listening to good music. What are we even doing here where ami

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me