Im A Tall Drink Of Water

I got dared by @ferretlick to post a sexy selfie. Here is one when I had my porn stache! #sexyselfie #cantthinkofthatmanyhashtagsalex https://www.instagram.com/p/BwIbyFHh5-h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kx3jcojyqt5d

Spring is coming! #outside #springtimeinoakland (at Piedmont Pines, Oakland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG__U0gArP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xy886g273eo3

One of the best cities in the world! #sanfrancisco #oaklandview #enjoyingtheday https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG_18IAtCF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=by5miktmv8of

Lemons too! #beoutside #havingfun (at Piedmont Pines, Oakland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG_HgKANas/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q3my23c448pe

Enjoying this nice day and picking some oranges from the trees! #oranges #beoutside #oakland (at Piedmont Pines, Oakland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG9xNOgPVS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qwuvmbe0sz0r

“I like to push the envelope, but can I lick it first!” That would be my #realhousewives tag line! #caftanchristmas #guccipucciflarucci (at Haus of A Tall Ass Bitch & Tom Tom) https://www.instagram.com/p/BruUWezgCQ0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=j6d3mssb35u8

Getting into the spirit! My hearth is done! And the Angels are there to save the day if needed! @megocorp #christmastime🎄 #charliesangels (at Haus of A Tall Ass Bitch & Tom Tom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq5fV5zguYi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1czf455pmggy1

Getting into the spirit! My hearth is done! And the Angels are there to save the day if needed! @megocorp #christmastime🎄 #charliesangels (at Haus of A Tall Ass Bitch & Tom Tom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq5fSz8AgLL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ouxsetefvn5k

Apley Pie 2018 Turkey Day! #90slegends #apleypie #turkeyday (at Haus of A Tall Ass Bitch & Tom Tom) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqgLez7AaGt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ahufzz9vz8l0

Classic 80’s childhood scene! #aliceinwonderland #carolchanning #childhood https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDhIjFgPhD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14figmbbctxc1

“Oh, I have a hole in my stomach!” Death becomes her! Happy Halloween! 31/31 #31daysofhalloween #deathbecomesher #helensharp https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnPpHfgidx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bor4rkmzcib8

Oh my! Cruella riding Muni 30/31 Halloween Classic #31daysofhalloween #cruelladevil https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpk7H68lMkG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14yubykdt8r8b

The Ricardo’s with Diane Freeling! 29/31 Halloween Classic #31daysofhalloween #lucyandricky #dianefreeling https://www.instagram.com/p/BphUNEIlR7h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lv9borugnu2w

Tell Large Marge sent ya! #largemarge #peeweeherman https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpd-MkzlxIw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m1lbgx0n1ww5

Wonder where I got part 2! Cone heads invade the bowling alley! 27/31 Halloween Classic #31daysofhalloween #igotitfrommymama #coneheadssnl https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcYrJpFLoj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13nlufthjscn7

“Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!” Another Scream Halloween Classic! 26/31 #scream #31daysofhalloween #caseybecker https://www.instagram.com/p/BpZwls-lgSj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4w1jeqlebd43

Seventies Porn Star! 25/31 Halloween Classic #31daysofhalloween #70spornstar https://www.instagram.com/p/BpW_jCHlJPj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sg9jzzhdx4x6