Femme Fatale

An island adventure? Maybe a walk on the beach? Any’s fine as long as it’s you, bonita.

Well I’m not picky, so if a walk’s fine with you then it’ll do wonders for me. You should really stop calling me that, or I’m going to have a smile permanently plastered on my face aha.

But what good is an adventure if you don’t have someone to share your findings with, yeah?

That’s a valid statement chico, and I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t mind having the honor or two of going on an adventure with you.

Fantastico. If only for the scenery. Though I’m not sure how long this fascination will last.

It'll probably last a little bit longer, unless you adventure that is. Then you'd get to see the true beauty of the island, heh.

I would approve of it all the same.

Bueno, bueno. So how has Hawaii been treating you, chico?

That’s the answer I wanted to hear.

And what if I only said you were cute?

You think it’s cute or I’m cute? Jajajaja.

I couldn’t possibly choose, aha. Obviously both.

If you were Argentinian, you would be an exception. ;) And dios mio, you’re perfect already.

Ah párelo, you’re gonna make me blush. Well of course I am, I’m "Rosa" after all—kidding. But it’s cute you think that, chico.

We just don’t like Argentinians in general. They sound so stuck-up. And they have Messi playing for them and my fans know I’m not exactly the biggest Barca fan.

Pero, if I were Argentinian I’m sure we’d still be cool ya? I understand though, sometimes they’re a little too in over their heads. Mm, we’re on the same team; No Barca for this chica.

Us Latinos and Latinas have to stick together! I wish all the Latin teams well in the Cup… except Argentina. Because fuck Argentina.

Ai, I wish we could but y’know some Latinas and Latinos don’t think that way; they wanna to believe they’re better. Oh my, I just snorted—Argentina do something to you chico?

Gracias, bonita. :) And hey, you’re part-Costa Rican, yeah? They had a great game against the usually aggressive Uruguay.

De nada, guapo. Ah sí, you’re right about that. I didn’t get a chance to watch but it makes me very happy that they did play good. Though I’m a bit more happy that you paid attention to my people, ya.

Sí, sí! And they’ve done me proud in the last game despite not scoring any goals. I think we have a good chance in this tournament.

There we go, that’s the spirit. Mm, yeah I know—I watched and was honestly proud for Mexico as well. Prayers you guys go far, ya.

Spain is out of the World Cup. Qué deprimente...

Ah, don’t be upset. At least Mexico is still in, sí?