Shenanegans

tumblr is run by like 2.76 people in total yall cant just flock in here and expect it to work like

to be fair, that’s more than the number running twitter at the moment

Need to be old and a hater for a second. Someone tell the kids to stop making “fancam”s and start making full blown AMVs again. I am Being deprived.

No more 15 second loops CUT IT OUT. I need the full song. AT LEAST a minute and a half. I need the Sony Vegas Adobe After Effects filters and editing. I need voiced lines spliced into the video for impact. This is an ART FORM. COMMIT.

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

20 minutes into 1984 Depeche Mode and chill and you realize it’s been the dishwasher running the whole time

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded