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Kitten ill be completely honest daddy is a fucking mess right now

id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

I just love hedonism I love spending money I love material objects and delicious food

WE HAVE CAPTURED AND RESTRAINED THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN ROAMING THE STREETS. YOU ARE SAFE NOW

THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN HAS BROKEN THE POWER INHIBITOR RING WE HAVE A CODE RED

Jetzt breche ich containment und spiele fortnight! Yippie!!!!

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators