silly

don’t touch the boss…

i'm so sad at the fact that argenti only became relevant when argenthill became popular, back when he got leaked and released there were lack of fanarts and praise for him despite the fact that he was named after a flower plus he's the least owned character in honkai star rail too

You: “Fudge me if I’m wrong but-“

Boothill who has a dulled sense of taste due to having his tongue and teeth augmented and reinforced, therefore causing him to make and eat foods that are a lot stronger in flavour. Forget simple chili powder. This guy is dumping large amounts of chopped habanero peppers just so he can actually taste what he's eating. I mean, come on! He eats bullets for the so-called "popping candy-like flavor"! All I'm saying is that no matter how high your spice tolerance may be or how diverse your palate may be, it does not stand a chance against the dishes Boothill would be cooking up. He might laugh at you and coo over how you're sweating bullets and crying from the copious amounts of spice that was dumped into the food. Eventually, he'll get you a glass of milk or a few sugarcubes to chew on, although he likes to say, "Them sugarcubes ain't nowhere near as sweet as you, sweetcheeks," followed by a cheeky wink (at least, you assume it's a wink. It's hard to say when the entire right side of his face is covered with inky black hair). Boothill would mutter something about training your spice tolerance, but he'll still try and be more mindful about just how many spoons of crushed chilies are really needed in his current dish. He's still human at the end of the day (believe it or not), so he might slip up every now and then. Just go easy on him when chasing him around so you can give him hell, yeah?

Boothill who has a dulled sense of taste due to having his tongue and teeth augmented and reinforced, therefore causing him to make and eat foods that are a lot stronger in flavour. Forget simple chili powder. This guy is dumping large amounts of chopped habanero peppers just so he can actually taste what he's eating. I mean, come on! He eats bullets for the so-called "popping candy-like flavor"! All I'm saying is that no matter how high your spice tolerance may be or how diverse your palate may be, it does not stand a chance against the dishes Boothill would be cooking up. He might laugh at you and coo over how you're sweating bullets and crying from the copious amounts of spice that was dumped into the food. Eventually, he'll get you a glass of milk or a few sugarcubes to chew on, although he likes to say, "Them sugarcubes ain't nowhere near as sweet as you, sweetcheeks," followed by a cheeky wink (at least, you assume it's a wink. It's hard to say when the entire right side of his face is covered with inky black hair). Boothill would mutter something about training your spice tolerance, but he'll still try and be more mindful about just how many spoons of crushed chilies are really needed in his current dish. He's still human at the end of the day (believe it or not), so he might slip up every now and then. Just go easy on him when chasing him around so you can give him hell, yeah?

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