i believe in you

Title: The M.I.L.F Next Door [Art] Link: Click Here To View and Comment Artist: inkedauthority Find them on: -Twitter: inkedauthority -Tumblr: @inkedauthority Title: The MILF Next Door Link: Click Here To Read and Comment Author: misscanteloupe Find them on: -Twitter: misscanteloupe -Tumblr: @misscanteloupe Rating: Mature Warning(s): No Archive Warnings Apply Words: 32k Summary: “Do you think she’s pretty?”

“Yes. I think she’s really… pretty,” Emma coughs. Hopes she can pass off her tomato face as a heat symptom.

“And smart?”

“Mhmm.”

“And nice?”

“Kid, if this is your way of interrogating me for your mom’s friendship, then yes. I think she’s super pretty, super smart, and super nice. Sometimes,” Emma adds as an afterthought. Because Regina can still be a Super Bitch. “She’s also a total MILF, so there’s that.”

Henry wrinkles his nose. “What’s a MILF?”

“Madame I’d like to friend.”

“Oh.”

He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people.