Don't be like the rest of them, darling

Aw, I bet you do an amazing job! I’d probably be the same about my job but I was not working on Valentine’s Day.

I definitely didn’t spend hours upon hours of my life watching make up tutorials and beauty vlogs for nothing. The single life is what made it okay for me to work on Valentine’s day otherwise I would have been doing my own make up for a hot date.

“I’m a little shocked that you of all people don’t know that because you’re at my house more than anyone and I have a poster of him in my studio where we made out one time. Boring? That’s not good. Come over! I miss you.”

We were making out.. did you really expect me to take notice of the posters on your wall? I just worked all day so yeah it was boring! Those are the magic words, I’ll be on my way now.

Oh, I can relate to this but of course, about my job. You’re a makeup artist? That is so awesome, though!

I am, granted a lot of my makeup skills started with youtube tutorials. I did go to school and get licensed after that but I feel like it’s always been my life now. What do you do?

I take it that a lot of people come in to get their makeup done? 

You got it. A lot of people come to me to avoid the stress and get pampered. 

Seriously? I am in the wrong profession. 

Totally, there are like 3 or 4 days a year where i make BANK but that usually means my stress levels are breaking the scale.

I feel the same way about working Uber on Valentine’s Day. Although I might have to put some plastic lining down in the back of my car.

Oh that it’s a genius idea. You never know what these animals will be getting up to with their shenanigans on Valentine’s day.

Not from me! I only wear make-up on days that isn’t Valentine’s Day. 

Why not on Valentine’s day? Let me do your make up for you, it’ll be on the house?

Harry: Was it? Is that good or bad? Because I'm not even sure anymore.

Harry: It was bad then, but at least I have something to laugh at from now on? LOL

Harry: How are you anyway?

Andrea: Well... it'll definitely be the kind of story that you laugh at later on in life.

“So today I was teaching a class and they asked me why the drummer of Def Leppard only drums with one hand. I then stuck them with a 3 hour video on what happen to that legend. Anyways,how was your day?”

Damn, they are truly one step ahead of me because i had no clue that the drummer from Def Leppard only drummed with one hand. My day was boring quite honestly. 

Would you like one? They aren’t that bad, they actually came from the local bakery. I’m just very full and I have to get back to work. And if I have them by my desk, I will end up eating all of them.

Oh well... they do look good, what kind are they?

I could eat these fries everyday. They are really good, and god help anyone who tries to take them. I feel like this is the first thing I’ve eaten all day. Oh, I’m Zoey by the way.

Are they the new nacho fries from Taco Bell because i’m obsessed with those ones. I’m Andrea, nice to meet you.

Harry: Ok, so today on my way home I went to the grocery store and a this little kid came up behind me and pulled my pants down (!!!), and you know me, I don't wear boxers unless I have to so if I didn't react quick enough I'd be on full display! So I dropped a carton of milk, a carton of eggs and cocoa on the floor while dropping the F-bomb, and the mum comes around and yells at me for "ruining her child's innocence". Like?????

Harry: BUT, we're not done.

Harry: I walk away in shame, so no cocoa for Harry today. But I meet a puppy at the bus stop, and I think, awe, how cute? I get chatting to the girl holding the leash and accidentally say "hi little guy" and she hits me with her purse which I'm sure is full of bricks and says I'm a disgrace for misgendering her puppy.

Harry: Is today hate harry day? Did I miss a memo?

Harry: Aaaaand I sent this to the wrong number :))) Fabulous. Sorry about that. Hope you're having a good day.

Andrea: oh no no no my friend, i think you've gotten the right number.

My editor tried to get me to write a lovey-gushy article about Valentine’s Day, I convinced him that I couldn’t do it. Needless to say he won’t be asking me to do that again.

How did you convince him? I’m very intrigued now.