Happily Never After

I wasn’t aware of that, no. Do you perform often?

I've actually yet to have my frist show. I guess some people don't get my sens of humor.

Is that shocking to you?

Actually, it is.

*Is completely red like when Smee pours the boiling water into his foot bath. And if she were a man, he’d practically kill her like he does Smee after that. Alas, she’s not a man, she’s a little girl.* I’m sure Frollo would love your show, seeing as how Esmeralda’s taken her leave.

You can pay to talk to me, no one can pay to touch. Lucifer's rules, Hook *emphasizes the k*

Oh yeah? Well, after I drink at Louie’s tonight, I’m gonna bring by my tab. That’s right, I’m gonna Pretty Woman yours and Lucifer’s asses.

Oh, your handful of happy hour drinks has me shaking in my designer heels.

You could some sing at my place.

*Disbelief* You'd have me sing at your bar?

*turns, can’t help a slight chuckle, drily* Very funny.

I'm a comedienne, didn't you know?

Hate to break it to you love, but I go to Lucifer’s for the wait staff, not for you.

That's alright, I don't think you'd be able to afford any time with me, being a cripple and all. 

…was that supposed to be a selling point? Because I think it’s doing the opposite…

Right, you'll be far too busy spending the evening with *wiggles her fingers on one hand* your date.

Man, it’s like this place is a ghost town.

*Behind Charming, joking* Boo!

Um… y-you… your watch… it’s wrong. It’s… r-running slow. Can I… fix it?

Do you know how much this watch cost? If you broke it, I wouldn't be able to find another!

I wonder where everyone is…*leans against the wall*

No here, obviously.

*nods, slight shrug* Alright then … I guess I’ll see you around?

*Digs her heel into the ground* Mhmm... see you around, Charming. 

Good weird. *smiles*

If there can be bad weird, than there can be good weird. Um... I don't see why not, *laughing* I don't think there are even hunters posted at the wall, that's why it was so easy to walk out here. 

I didn’t… I was very much dead the last time you saw me. I was almost… completely gone. But now I’m… I’m fine again. I’m human. Heartbeat and all.

Yeah, it's weird. Good weird, though. 

*puts his hand over his chest and tilts his head, then looks down at his hands* I’m… I’m human?

*Looks him up a down a few times* You definitely didn't look like that the other day, Rabbit.