true facts

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

Happy Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

Happy Halloween, everyone. Hallowed be thy ween.

Happy Halloween, to those who may celebrate. Hallowed be thy ween.

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

Happy Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

Happy Halloween, everyone. Hallowed be thy ween.

pronouns imply the existence of noobnouns

This is true.

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

Happy Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

No.

Onions are terrible and should never be eaten raw. I do not enjoy them.

The officalverse has an epidemic of not knowing which “your” and which “there” to use in their sentences and as a little guy with an English degree this makes me feel clinically insane.

Most English speakers under the age of 20 know what each “your” and “there” mean. I am happy with their level of understanding of English grammar.

No, that's factually impossible. McDonald's isn't sentient. Don't lie for attention.

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thats worse than i imagined

what about me? :)

McDonalds is in no way sentient. It is simply a regular chain with regular human employees.