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Nana Aishi is a real hit, i see B)

It's well past midnight, most people are asleep, you're curled on your side of the bed like a cat and Nana is doomscrolling on her phone. She knows she's supposed to be cuddling you with the grip of a boa constrictor, but her life-long insomnia had other plans

She writes it off as another uneventful night until... you start twitching in your sleep. At first, she assumes that you're having a nightmare and is about to shake you awake, but then you start moaning.

Now she's intrigued. She tosses her phone aside and leans over you, watching curiously as your expression twists in a frown. And just when she thinks things can't get any better, you whimper her name. Over and over again.

She doesn't have the heart to interrupt you from your wet dream, but she's worked up enough to flee to the safety of the bathroom for a quick masturbation session. She sleeps like a baby after that.

Ok so, reader is a streamer and does random shenanigans in her stream. She just got her delivery (which is clothing) while streaming and puts in on while streaming. The problem is, its too tight for her (probably because of her breasts🧐) and one of the buttons pops, ofcourse reader is shock and then laughs it off. Unbeknownst to her, her s/o is watching her stream while that happens. What do you think their s/o's reactions are?🌚

You can do this with whatever chars you want but pls can you add Raiden Ei in the roster if its ok😋. So ye, have a great day! And take ur time🙂‍↕️

Hello there !! I'll focus on Ei since she's one of my favourite genshin girlies lol

Let's say the two of you live seperately for x or y reason. Ei crashes at your place most of the time, and whenever she can't, she's always up to speed with your streams. She wants to support her breadwinner girlfriend, after all

(Maybe Ei herself is an undercover streamer but shhhh)

Anyways, Ei is lounging on her chair, resting bitch face illuminated by the pale blue light of her monitor as she munches on some dango. You're rambling about whatever when suddenly, that floral blouse you ordered a week ago is delivered to your door. You're so excited that you decide to try it on stream

You grunt and shuffle around as you try to close the buttons. Ei herself had advised you to make sure the blouse is one size bigger given your ample chest. But you weren't paying attention and honestly, it was no surprise when one of the buttons popped off

You blinked in surprise for a few moments before laughing it off casually. But Ei wasn't as casual about this. Seeing you undress on stream had already gotten her all hot and bothered, but this?

You resume rambling for the rest of the stream, blissfully unaware that your girlfriend is chewing on her thumb and whimpering pathetically a few blocks away.

And when you check your phone after the stream ends? You find a message reading: "hey. can i come over to your place rq? i really need to see you rn"

Like you need go a FNAF veteran to track them

Are you speaking from experience, mr william-a-purple-guy? 👀 /j

Kuroko appreciates your unique talents, but you make for an unpredictable variable. And that doesn't sit well with her. She's very rigid about her routine and duties, so having you pop up from random places to give her a scare usually earns you a well-intentioned lecture about respect.

Akane finds it adorable. Look at you, scuttering around like a mouse. Even if she catches sight of you while you're sneaking around, she says nothing. She genuinely wants you to surprise her. And everytime you spring up in front of her? She squeaks and traps you in a hug.

Aoi is irritated at first, but eventually grows to embrace this side of you. You managed to give her a scare the first few times you appeared behind her, but she's gotten used to your tricks now. Never underestimate her sharp reflexes. This girl can track your scent.

Shiromi takes it as a challenge. Nobody in this school gets to be sneakier than her! The two of you try to outmaneuver each other on a daily basis, but both of you are absolute gods at it. You might as well volunteer as actors in a haunted house at this point.

Hey anon!! This is super delayed, so sorry about that ^^

Osoro and Megami are on opposite ends of the 202X rivals spectrum, so of course they're going to have a lot of conflict with each other, even without you being involved.

Osoro thinks Megami is a nepo baby with a superiority complex who's out to get her and the rest of the delinquents instead of focusing on Akademi's many other problems. She avoids her like the plague and treats her like a lame faculty member.

Ironically enough, Megami thinks Osoro is a good-for-nothing hooligan who's out to wreck Akademi's reputation out of sheer spite. She insists that her and the delinquents must be expelled and yeah sure, her approach isn't very diplomatic.

So, what happens when you're sandwiched between them? Nuclear war is what happens.

Both of them keep trying to convince you that the other is dangerous and that you must stay away from her. But you're not making matters any easier since you love hitting on both of them throughout the day.

Osoro keeps trying to whisk you away from Megami's general area, always with a half-assed excuse to have you linger by her side for a bit longer. Meanwhile, Megami has the authority to "borrow" you during classtime whenever she feels like it, which pisses off Osoro.

Synopsis: How mean are the Fatui ladies in bed? Characters: Columbina, Arlecchino, Sandrone, La Signora, Crucabena x Fem!Reader Content Warnings: MDNI! Cunnilingus, body worship, soft dom, a bit of angst (Columbina), strap-ons, pillow princess in denial, tsundere talk (Sandrone), suggestive teasing, bathroom sex, nippleplay (Signora), Arle has a dick, doggy-style, a bit of praise (Arlecchino), boot riding, spanking, collar and leash, orgasm denial, edging, hard dom (Crucabena), sesbian lex, established relationships Word Count: 2.6K A/N: I know i said i won't write for post-Natlan characters, but i think ive got a solid idea of Columbina and Sandrone (solid enough to write smut about them, that is). Also, why is there no content about Crucabena?? Like, I know she sucks but i thought we were into that :,)

Can also be suggestive if you'd like

Reader is basically Yae Miko if genshin was rated 16+ lmfao

You're quite unpredictable. And to someone who values stasis above all, this poses a threat. A miniscule one in the grand scheme of things.

Your tricks are innocent for the most part. Poking Ei's cheek, flicking her bangs away from her face, persuading her into taking a different route home because you know for a fact that she can't resist the dango stall you'll come across... stuff like that

But you're really starting to push your luck. "Accidentally" leaving saucy erotica novels where she'll most definitely see them, "forgetting" to fully close the bathroom door while you're taking a shower, burying your undergarments amidst her own... you're not sneaky at all, you know that?

At last, Ei has enough. She's not the most patient when it comes to you and your sly tricks. So when you "innocently" bend over in front of her one day, she strikes.

You freeze when a familiar hand stills on your hip, acutely aware of the way your kimono has lifted to grant Ei a generous view of your ass. She leans down, her breath ghosting over your ear.

"These tricks of yours are not as astute as you think", she purrs, "are you so desperate for my attention that you must resort to such unbecoming rituals?"

You flutter your eyes innocently. "Do you not like them...?"

Ei's expression hardens. It's an attempt to hide the effect you've had on her. "Do not presume my desires. I want you just as much. But unlike you, I conduct my affairs in a much more... forward manner."

Wait until the sun sets. Then your ass is getting railed into next week

(I headcanon Bonnie as sapphic aroacespec, Mary as bisexual + romantic and bigender, and Ceels as sapphic transneu. So I would love to listen to your headcanons about them realizing they aren’t straight. >-<)

Hmmmmm, i usually refrain from labelling a character's romantic/sexual orientation but here goes:

Cecilia reads as an aroace girlie to me, honestly. She doesn't view romantic or sexual attraction as requirements to build a strong relationship with someone whose company she enjoys. She definitely gravitates towards girls, given that she feels that she can be much more open with them.

Lux is as bisexual as one can get. She still leans towards guys, I believe, but that might apply only to sex. She figures out that she can build much stronger romantic connections with girls. But she's afraid that developing sexual attraction to women might spoil the safety she feels with them.

Bonnie also reads as aroace to me. Partially because she's terrified by the idea of physical intimacy. She might be a bit bi-curious, but she knows for a fact she likes girls best. However, her internalized homophobia keeps her in the closet for much longer than her sisters.

Mary is also a bisexual queen. Even before she had this realization, she was always somewhat bi-curious and eager to experiment. Like, whenever she goes to a local baseball game, her eyes constantly snap between the sweaty dudes on the field and the preppy cheerleaders.

Therese is pansexual, the way I see it. When she falls in love with someone, she falls in love with their mind and the way they think. Sex isn't all that important to her. Sure, she knows for a fact she might want to fool around eventually, but for now, she's content with vanilla romance.

If the sisters were to make wishes, but only one, and it has no limits nor bounds and it can be anything they want and desire, something from the bottom of their hearts, the deepest parts of their souls—disturbing the strange and twisted creatures that dwell in the icy, black depths of their minds—what do you headcanon each sister’s wish would be, and who/what would they wish to? (examples: a star, a dandelion, a wishing well, wishbones, etc.)

I am back into my fantasy-loving era that I never truly left.

Ohhh, that's so cuuuute :D

Imma go ham with the angst on this one

Cecilia spots a lonely dandelion sprouting from the cracks in the pavement. She gently picks it and glances over her shoulder to make sure nobody's watching. She wishes that the local elm trees have no soul. Because deep down, she knows life would be much more bearable if she cared as little as everyone else does.

Lux flicks her lighter to life and pretends the trembling flame is a birthday candle. She hums "happy birthday" to herself before closing her eyes. She wishes that one day, she'll be able to find someone who will truly love her. All of her. She blows the "candle" out and goes back to dissociating.

Bonnie kneels by a candlelit icon of the Virgin while clutching a rosary in her clasped hands. First, she prays that her sisters are able to get some peace of mind. Then, she sincerely asks that the afterlife is kind and forgiving to every young soul that has died by suicide. She wants nothing for herself.

Mary notices that one of her eyelashes has fallen loose and doesn't waste a single moment. She wishes that one day, she'll be able to be as happy as the models in her magazines. She doesn't care if it's all for show. It's real to her. And with that, she gently blows the eyelash away.

Therese spots a shooting star during one of her many sleepless nights. She doesn't fully believe in such whimsical myths, but she decides to give it a shot. She wishes that she'll eventually get accepted into her dream college and make a name for herself. She mentally chastises herself for it the next day.

what about how they’d react to a fem S/O who loves taking care of them more than anything else (i.e. preening, massaging shoulders, making sure they have plenty to eat during each meal, helping them get better sleep, etc.)👀

Two different scenarios: What if just one of them ran away, and what if they all ran away together?

It’s because my brain decided to write a fanfiction that is canon divergent where, after Ceels’ first attempt, one of the sisters decide they run away. It’d be fun to know how you see it!!! Who would have the idea? How would they orchestrate it? (I already have most of it planned out, I just am curious for others’ canon divergence, lol.)

Hi there !! That's a pretty interesting concept, now that you mention it. We were very close to it being canon lol since the narrators thought they'd be helping the Lisbon girls run away

I'm going to write for each girl separately, then i'm going to include all of them:

Cecilia decides to run away after her attempt fails. She can't bear having everyone treat her like she's made of glass, all while silently blaming her for everything at the same time. She doesn't even make any preparations - she just conveniently disappears after Sunday mass. She'd wander around, directionless and with no set destination in mind, and would probably end up lingering near the highway. One of the passing drivers would eventually recognize her as the girl from the milk cartons.

Lux decides to run away after her mother made her burn half of her records. She fears that she's going to suffocate if she stays in that house any longer. She grabs whatever things remained from her comfort zone; her favourite shirts, lipstick, half-burnt rock albums and cigarettes. She sneaks out of her bedroom in the middle of the night and resorts to hitchhiking. She'd probably manage to get far enough from her hometown and end up at some desolate gas station, where the cashier instantly recognizes as a teenage runaway.

Bonnie decides to run away after prom goes wrong. Her divine intuition tells her that something terrible is going to happen and she has to get out. She's bad at hiding her intentions from her hawk-eyed family, but she manages to sneak out right before bed check. She's already paranoid enough about walking around town in the middle of the night, so she has a complete mental breakdown when she realizes that she's gotten lost. Thankfully, she didn't get too far. Father Moody finds her sobbing by the entrance of the church and he's able to calm her down.

Mary decides to run away after her attempt fails. She has no home to return to, no living sisters to speak of and no hope for the future. She stuffs her suitcase full of her favourite clothes and some of her sisters' belongings. She tracks down her prom date and begs him to drive her out of town. Naturally, a pair of rowdy teenagers driving like maniacs is hard to miss. They're stopped by police a few miles out of town and are returned home just as quick.

Therese decides to run away after her mother doubles down on their isolation. She won't allow this prison to rob her of her bright future. She prepares meticulously, packing all of her necessities and mapping out her course of action. She sneaks out of the sewers like that mafioso kid and heads straight for the bus station. Her plan is flawless but... the guilt catches up to her. She turns back the moment she's about to board the bus and heads home.

Now, what if they all ran away together?

Lux would come up with the idea after Cecilia returns from the hospital, Mary would agree right away, Bonnie would be a bit hesitant before eventually caving in and Therese would be the brain of the operation.

They'd contact those awkward boys that seem to be fixated on them and ask them for help. They'd pack their stuff in suitcases and hide them in the bushes. On a Thursday morning like any other, they'd leave for school as normal, only to grab their bags and take a detour from school.

Hello again :D thank you for sending me ideas about hazbin hotel ^^

Sera is beyond flattered. Painting your beloved is quite the traditional courting ritual, after all. If she's not too busy, she's more than happy to sit still and let you recreate her image. She can't help but feel amazed by the result. Her little dove never fails to surprise her. What's that? You want to draw her biblically accurate form too? She's not sure if your mortal eyes will be able to handle it though...

Thank you for letting me know ^^ i probably missed that while reading through the wiki lol