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Reader is basically Yae Miko if genshin was rated 16+ lmfao

You're quite unpredictable. And to someone who values stasis above all, this poses a threat. A miniscule one in the grand scheme of things.

Your tricks are innocent for the most part. Poking Ei's cheek, flicking her bangs away from her face, persuading her into taking a different route home because you know for a fact that she can't resist the dango stall you'll come across... stuff like that

But you're really starting to push your luck. "Accidentally" leaving saucy erotica novels where she'll most definitely see them, "forgetting" to fully close the bathroom door while you're taking a shower, burying your undergarments amidst her own... you're not sneaky at all, you know that?

At last, Ei has enough. She's not the most patient when it comes to you and your sly tricks. So when you "innocently" bend over in front of her one day, she strikes.

You freeze when a familiar hand stills on your hip, acutely aware of the way your kimono has lifted to grant Ei a generous view of your ass. She leans down, her breath ghosting over your ear.

"These tricks of yours are not as astute as you think", she purrs, "are you so desperate for my attention that you must resort to such unbecoming rituals?"

You flutter your eyes innocently. "Do you not like them...?"

Ei's expression hardens. It's an attempt to hide the effect you've had on her. "Do not presume my desires. I want you just as much. But unlike you, I conduct my affairs in a much more... forward manner."

Wait until the sun sets. Then your ass is getting railed into next week

(I headcanon Bonnie as sapphic aroacespec, Mary as bisexual + romantic and bigender, and Ceels as sapphic transneu. So I would love to listen to your headcanons about them realizing they aren’t straight. >-<)

Hmmmmm, i usually refrain from labelling a character's romantic/sexual orientation but here goes:

Cecilia reads as an aroace girlie to me, honestly. She doesn't view romantic or sexual attraction as requirements to build a strong relationship with someone whose company she enjoys. She definitely gravitates towards girls, given that she feels that she can be much more open with them.

Lux is as bisexual as one can get. She still leans towards guys, I believe, but that might apply only to sex. She figures out that she can build much stronger romantic connections with girls. But she's afraid that developing sexual attraction to women might spoil the safety she feels with them.

Bonnie also reads as aroace to me. Partially because she's terrified by the idea of physical intimacy. She might be a bit bi-curious, but she knows for a fact she likes girls best. However, her internalized homophobia keeps her in the closet for much longer than her sisters.

Mary is also a bisexual queen. Even before she had this realization, she was always somewhat bi-curious and eager to experiment. Like, whenever she goes to a local baseball game, her eyes constantly snap between the sweaty dudes on the field and the preppy cheerleaders.

Therese is pansexual, the way I see it. When she falls in love with someone, she falls in love with their mind and the way they think. Sex isn't all that important to her. Sure, she knows for a fact she might want to fool around eventually, but for now, she's content with vanilla romance.

If the sisters were to make wishes, but only one, and it has no limits nor bounds and it can be anything they want and desire, something from the bottom of their hearts, the deepest parts of their souls—disturbing the strange and twisted creatures that dwell in the icy, black depths of their minds—what do you headcanon each sister’s wish would be, and who/what would they wish to? (examples: a star, a dandelion, a wishing well, wishbones, etc.)

I am back into my fantasy-loving era that I never truly left.

Ohhh, that's so cuuuute :D

Imma go ham with the angst on this one

Cecilia spots a lonely dandelion sprouting from the cracks in the pavement. She gently picks it and glances over her shoulder to make sure nobody's watching. She wishes that the local elm trees have no soul. Because deep down, she knows life would be much more bearable if she cared as little as everyone else does.

Lux flicks her lighter to life and pretends the trembling flame is a birthday candle. She hums "happy birthday" to herself before closing her eyes. She wishes that one day, she'll be able to find someone who will truly love her. All of her. She blows the "candle" out and goes back to dissociating.

Bonnie kneels by a candlelit icon of the Virgin while clutching a rosary in her clasped hands. First, she prays that her sisters are able to get some peace of mind. Then, she sincerely asks that the afterlife is kind and forgiving to every young soul that has died by suicide. She wants nothing for herself.

Mary notices that one of her eyelashes has fallen loose and doesn't waste a single moment. She wishes that one day, she'll be able to be as happy as the models in her magazines. She doesn't care if it's all for show. It's real to her. And with that, she gently blows the eyelash away.

Therese spots a shooting star during one of her many sleepless nights. She doesn't fully believe in such whimsical myths, but she decides to give it a shot. She wishes that she'll eventually get accepted into her dream college and make a name for herself. She mentally chastises herself for it the next day.

what about how they’d react to a fem S/O who loves taking care of them more than anything else (i.e. preening, massaging shoulders, making sure they have plenty to eat during each meal, helping them get better sleep, etc.)👀

Two different scenarios: What if just one of them ran away, and what if they all ran away together?

It’s because my brain decided to write a fanfiction that is canon divergent where, after Ceels’ first attempt, one of the sisters decide they run away. It’d be fun to know how you see it!!! Who would have the idea? How would they orchestrate it? (I already have most of it planned out, I just am curious for others’ canon divergence, lol.)

Hi there !! That's a pretty interesting concept, now that you mention it. We were very close to it being canon lol since the narrators thought they'd be helping the Lisbon girls run away

I'm going to write for each girl separately, then i'm going to include all of them:

Cecilia decides to run away after her attempt fails. She can't bear having everyone treat her like she's made of glass, all while silently blaming her for everything at the same time. She doesn't even make any preparations - she just conveniently disappears after Sunday mass. She'd wander around, directionless and with no set destination in mind, and would probably end up lingering near the highway. One of the passing drivers would eventually recognize her as the girl from the milk cartons.

Lux decides to run away after her mother made her burn half of her records. She fears that she's going to suffocate if she stays in that house any longer. She grabs whatever things remained from her comfort zone; her favourite shirts, lipstick, half-burnt rock albums and cigarettes. She sneaks out of her bedroom in the middle of the night and resorts to hitchhiking. She'd probably manage to get far enough from her hometown and end up at some desolate gas station, where the cashier instantly recognizes as a teenage runaway.

Bonnie decides to run away after prom goes wrong. Her divine intuition tells her that something terrible is going to happen and she has to get out. She's bad at hiding her intentions from her hawk-eyed family, but she manages to sneak out right before bed check. She's already paranoid enough about walking around town in the middle of the night, so she has a complete mental breakdown when she realizes that she's gotten lost. Thankfully, she didn't get too far. Father Moody finds her sobbing by the entrance of the church and he's able to calm her down.

Mary decides to run away after her attempt fails. She has no home to return to, no living sisters to speak of and no hope for the future. She stuffs her suitcase full of her favourite clothes and some of her sisters' belongings. She tracks down her prom date and begs him to drive her out of town. Naturally, a pair of rowdy teenagers driving like maniacs is hard to miss. They're stopped by police a few miles out of town and are returned home just as quick.

Therese decides to run away after her mother doubles down on their isolation. She won't allow this prison to rob her of her bright future. She prepares meticulously, packing all of her necessities and mapping out her course of action. She sneaks out of the sewers like that mafioso kid and heads straight for the bus station. Her plan is flawless but... the guilt catches up to her. She turns back the moment she's about to board the bus and heads home.

Now, what if they all ran away together?

Lux would come up with the idea after Cecilia returns from the hospital, Mary would agree right away, Bonnie would be a bit hesitant before eventually caving in and Therese would be the brain of the operation.

They'd contact those awkward boys that seem to be fixated on them and ask them for help. They'd pack their stuff in suitcases and hide them in the bushes. On a Thursday morning like any other, they'd leave for school as normal, only to grab their bags and take a detour from school.

Hello again :D thank you for sending me ideas about hazbin hotel ^^

Sera is beyond flattered. Painting your beloved is quite the traditional courting ritual, after all. If she's not too busy, she's more than happy to sit still and let you recreate her image. She can't help but feel amazed by the result. Her little dove never fails to surprise her. What's that? You want to draw her biblically accurate form too? She's not sure if your mortal eyes will be able to handle it though...

Thank you for letting me know ^^ i probably missed that while reading through the wiki lol

Your ask appeared in my inbox three times lmfao

Ayano, Ryoba, Kataba and Hiki are delighted. That's your child now. They don't even mind that they're not biologically related to it - it's like adoption to them. They go out to buy a bunch of stuff for the kid; clothes, toys, milk bottles, parenting books... literally, ultra domestic mode.

Dozuki and Kugi don't take it very well. You can't just show up with a literal child like that! They refuse to look after the baby for the first few days but eventually, they warm up to it. Fine, they suppose you can keep it.

Azebiki is intrigued. This is the perfect opportunity to put all those parenting books she read to use! She's very careful when handling the baby; always speaking calmly, picking nutritional baby food, playing classical music at night...

This is basically Spoiled!Reader with a twist lol but having no awareness of your social class/financial background is another level of ragebait

Kuroko just sighs and fixes her glasses. She can't believe your family's networth is in the billions and you're acting like it's no big deal. She probably forces you to take a bunch of economics classes to better manage your future inheritance.

Akane finds it adorable. You're like a princess in her tower; unaware of how the outside world sees you. She tries to tell you in the most polite way possible that not everyone is as privileged as you and that you need to be a little more careful.

Aoi can't help but feel annoyed. How can you be so ignorant of your own worth? At least little miss Saikou is making proper use of her position. She wants to grab you by the shoulders and shake you until you snap out of it (Arctic Monkeys ref).

Shiromi lets you be. She wants to see how far you can go with that kind of ignorant mindset. She lingers nearby, a bucket full of popcorn tucked in her arms, ready to nurse your wounds when your ass gets humbled.

Meanwhile Reader looks absolutely innocent and like a sunshine in human form, including a smile that people swear can blind you.

People are however confused why Osoro seem to be limping as of late, and those strange bruises on her neck...

Damn, okay then 0_0 sweet yet sadistic Reader, i got ya

No one knows how or why it happened, but you're dating Osoro Shidesu. You know... the leader of the delinquents?? Dating a girl who loves hello kitty and whose default expression is :3?? Unbelievable.

Osoro thinks you're too soft and innocent for your own good at first. She fears having you hang around her will mess you up. That is until she meets your (found) family. It's basically like all those fanfics where Y/N runs away from home, ends up at the slender mansion and becomes a member of the creepypasta cast, all while still attending school as normal. Your folks are objectively deranged people and even Osoro is wary of them

And then comes intimacy. Any doubts Osoro had about you not being influenced by your less-than-normal familial environment vanish instantly. You like gripping, biting, scratching and all things nasty. This doesn't intimidate Osoro in the slightest. Hell, basic vanilla intimacy scared her more given that she's more well-acquainted with violence than love

Like if theyre yabdere in public they don't get kisses or hugs. And if they're especially bad they leave the house for like an hour.

Heck maybe for the adult Aishis the punishments could even extend to the bedroom

I hope i understood this right :,)

Soooo i'm not sure how to differentiate between all of them because their reactions would boil down to "annoyed at first, begrudgingly plays along, ends up cooling it with the yandere tendencies"

Dozuki and Kugi would be a lot more irritated than the others. Especially Dozuki. She doesn't like being bossed around (hypocrite much?)

Ayano's Cousin would sooner or later turn it into a sadomasochistic thing and Kijiyose would play along at first, only to invent some kind of punishment for you in return

Ayano and Ryoba think it's pointless since they have no reason to unleash the worst version of themselves now that they have you by their side. Kataba finds it cute given her line of work that requires her to make use of her yandere instincts. Azebiki has plenty of self-control so, there's no point in punishing her lol

I'm not entirely sure about Hiki though? She had the potential to be a yandere like everyone else in the family, but there's no canon confirmation on what type of yandere she could be, if she'd commit murder etc. I think she'd appreciate you looking out for her, but would only go along with it for your sake. Again, i'm not 100% sure

Navia is quite the extravagant presence, so good luck ignoring her. She shows up in places she has no business being at, rocking her cool sunglasses and accompanied by her bodyguards. Good luck pretending you're not stealing glances at her like everyone else, babe.

Furina refuses to let herself be dismissed. She signs up for many different roles, each of them more dramatic than the last. She worms her way in newspaper headlines and talent shows. She plays it coy when interviewed about her personal life - all while blinking rapidly at the camera like she's saying "PLS UNBLOCK ME" in morse code.

Lynette tries to play it nonchalant while she's anything but. She will force her presence in every aspect of your daily life. She conveniently does impromptu magic shows near places you frequent, just so she can keep an eye on you at the very least. Is this your card? *discreetly swipes your credit card and holds it out of your reach*

Clorinde is a gentleman first and foremost. She won you over with her blade, and she will regain your love the same way. ... nah, she just shows up with a bouquet of roses at your doorstep. Her arrival is conveniently timed with the first rainstorm of the season, so you better give her extra pity points for that.

Chiori makes an effort to promote her brand even further. Furina de Fontaine wears Chioriya! Your favourite brand collaborated with Chioriya Boutique! It's like you can't escape this lady's influence. And if you don't succumb to FOMO? Better hope there's a loose seam on your dress that needs fixing.

Escoffier is too prideful to face you in person. Instead, she appears in as many cooking competitions as she can and shoves her sweets in every display in town. She watches from afar as you salivate before a line-up of desserts. You want that cookie so fucking bad. So you better come in and talk to her.