pretty & petty

wet dog meets semi-wet dog

im you, but with legs

first corn i see tonight

apparently you can send snapchats to yourself?

what a great feature

you will be happy again, you will be more yourself than ever, you will understand your heart better when you heal, you will be whole, you will be okay

me: *is bitter but is also right*

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

Wow! How can you not read? You typed it LOL.

i have a skateboard