This Is Poison

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment 

this is what a king looks like

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

“I just vote for who my parents vote for” also, is one of the most bone chilling sentences i’ve ever heard

Lmaooooo

This shouldn’t be so damn funny

And continually self-check for

And continually self-check for