youthful;;

like what

what's going on

now i feel like complete shit

HAHAHA I JUST SENT YOU AN ASK SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

Derek. Mostly to see what would happen. Who knew marshmallows explode in the microwave?

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Derek gets distracted by Brett's body way too easily and would basically tackle the taller boy and completely forget about the animal watching.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Brett probably has like 1000 million followers on vine and they're all of Derek fucking up royally

who breaks the most phones

Derek. Easily. Dude can hardly text. Brett sends him emojis and the other wolf is amazed at pictures in text messages. To be fair, he just figured out putting the - in :-) isn't cool anymore.

who dies first

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa do I have to answer this? They'd both die for the other so it really depends.

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

Derek. Doesn't help that he thinks his gas is hilarious (unlike everyone else in the room, dear lord). He's lucky Brett puts up with it. 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Brett keeps insisting he can parkour after spending the day with Liam and it just ends with Derek putting bandages all over his boo.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

Derek would probably just cling to Brett's tall body and climb it in bed, resulting in the other wolf punting him outside

who uses the computer most