โ ย sentence starters ย : ย ridiculous quotes from shitty 80s films. ย content warnings : truly this is pure chaotic energy.
โgentlemen, we meet again.โ
โif that gold isnโt in that cave, it has to be somewhere else.โ
โif youโre still mad i called you a fruitcake, i didnโt mean it.โ
โyouโre the prettiest nut iโve ever seen.โ
โi donโt care about coyotes, i want to know where the gold is.โ
โi hope thereโs a dining car.โ
โiโm in charge of uhโฆcharm.โ
โi know but uh, you know you really do look umโฆ.good.โ
โwhat about the apple!โ
โyou know very well what apple.โ
โthatโs not a novel, name. itโs heartburn.โ
โwhereโs north? which is south?โ
โwhen was the last time we horsed around in the middle of the day? six years ago when we were both down with the flu.โ
โthis ainโt a bridge. itโs termites holding hands.โ
โwhen they said hardwood floors what they really mean is โฆ. hard, wood floors.โ
โi know the sound of two pennies being dropped into a jelly jar when I hear it.โ
โmy advice isโฆโฆlearn to live with it.โ
โthis squirrel is me, isnโt it?โ
โyouโre sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism and alcoholโฆ.โ
โnow, how much notice do you think youโll need to start acting normal?โ
โi will too. and so will you.โ
โnothing like a brisk walk after a morning swim.โ
โas usual, I weeded outโฆโฆall of the junk mail myself.โ
โyouโre always calling my mother if iโm not home by 7:30.โ
โi took the cat but i couldnโt figure out how to take the kitty litter so i left it.โ
โnegativity. this is exactly what iโm talking about, itโs very negative.โ
โDAMN YOU LOOK GOOD.โ
โiโll tell ya buddy iโm hell on wheels.โ
โget behind there and stay there.โ
โlook at those biceps.โ
โshe wanted it she took it and he let her.โ
โsee i would hope youโd come to the healthy conclusion that sheโs a manipulative bitch.โ
โsee i would hope youโd come to the healthy conclusion that heโs a manipulative bastard.โ
โyou have to understand, life sucks so why not be a shmuck.โ
โpoor guy. heโs a prince who thinks heโs a frog.โ
"alright, name, wait. iโm feeling a little tense or something. i donโt know.โ
โas someone in the arts, i know quality when i see it.โ
โwhatโs this pseudo sexual penis envy.โ
โi donโt want you to do this cause youโre weak. i want you to do it cause you know iโm right.โ
โheโs got an aura about him as green as this scallion.โ
โlook at my face i canโt go to dinner like this.โ
โas far as iโm concerned you and i - weโre magic.โ
โwhy donโt you use those powers of yours to pass the potatoes.โ
โi guess we have to admit youโve done it.โ
โthis is happening, alright.โ
โviolence is the last resort of a limited mind.โ
โwhat the hell is that supposed to mean, bryan.โ
โiโm a goddamn good lookin man.โ
โwell one thing is for sure, nameโs behaviour was way out of line. letโs not have him up again.โ
โweโre not asking him to leave, if he wants to leave weโll let him.โ
โi think weโll skip dessert.โ
"you love yourself too much.โ
โyou dedicated all your books to yourself.โ
โi blew it. i blew it! i was a bad boy!โ
โwill you read my lips: no.โ
โHAUL YOUR ASS OUTTA THAT BOY.โ
โnow we can do this easy, or we can do this rough.โ
"oh boy. oH BOY. OOOOH BOY. OH BOUY!!!!โ
โrest in peace, dipshit!โ
โiโm a monster, look at me. this is the real me.โ