𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 * //

high school yearbook awards: most dramatic

Jenna had been entering near the office she had as a TA at school, trying to make it to her office hours when she saw him. The man from her dreams. The one that killed her. It had been so real but what was worst was she had felt different. And when she died, all she could think about was Elena. “Can I help you?” She said, trying to take the tremble out her voice.

“gentlemen, we meet again.”

“if that gold isn’t in that cave, it has to be somewhere else.”

“if you’re still mad i called you a fruitcake, i didn’t mean it.”

“you’re the prettiest nut i’ve ever seen.”

“i don’t care about coyotes, i want to know where the gold is.”

“i hope there’s a dining car.”

“i’m in charge of uh…charm.”

“i know but uh, you know you really do look um….good.”

“what about the apple!”

“you know very well what apple.”

“that’s not a novel, name. it’s heartburn.”

“where’s north? which is south?”

“when was the last time we horsed around in the middle of the day? six years ago when we were both down with the flu.”

“this ain’t a bridge. it’s termites holding hands.”

“when they said hardwood floors what they really mean is …. hard, wood floors.”

“i know the sound of two pennies being dropped into a jelly jar when I hear it.”

“my advice is……learn to live with it.”

“this squirrel is me, isn’t it?”

“you’re sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism and alcohol….”

“now, how much notice do you think you’ll need to start acting normal?”

“i will too. and so will you.”

“nothing like a brisk walk after a morning swim.”

“as usual, I weeded out……all of the junk mail myself.”

“you’re always calling my mother if i’m not home by 7:30.”

“i took the cat but i couldn’t figure out how to take the kitty litter so i left it.”

“negativity. this is exactly what i’m talking about, it’s very negative.”

“DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD.”

“i’ll tell ya buddy i’m hell on wheels.”

“get behind there and stay there.”

“look at those biceps.”

“she wanted it she took it and he let her.”

“see i would hope you’d come to the healthy conclusion that she’s a manipulative bitch.”

“see i would hope you’d come to the healthy conclusion that he’s a manipulative bastard.”

“you have to understand, life sucks so why not be a shmuck.”

“poor guy. he’s a prince who thinks he’s a frog.”

"alright, name, wait. i’m feeling a little tense or something. i don’t know.”

“as someone in the arts, i know quality when i see it.”

“what’s this pseudo sexual penis envy.”

“i don’t want you to do this cause you’re weak. i want you to do it cause you know i’m right.”

“he’s got an aura about him as green as this scallion.”

“look at my face i can’t go to dinner like this.”

“as far as i’m concerned you and i - we’re magic.”

“why don’t you use those powers of yours to pass the potatoes.”

“i guess we have to admit you’ve done it.”

“this is happening, alright.”

“violence is the last resort of a limited mind.”

“what the hell is that supposed to mean, bryan.”

“i’m not a freak.”

“i’m a goddamn good lookin man.”

“well one thing is for sure, name’s behaviour was way out of line. let’s not have him up again.”

“we’re not asking him to leave, if he wants to leave we’ll let him.”

“i think we’ll skip dessert.”

"you love yourself too much.”

“you dedicated all your books to yourself.”

“DON’T TOUCH ME.”

“i blew it. i blew it! i was a bad boy!”

“will you read my lips: no.”

“HAUL YOUR ASS OUTTA THAT BOY.”

“now we can do this easy, or we can do this rough.”

“YOUR MAMA.”

"oh boy. oH BOY. OOOOH BOY. OH BOUY!!!!”

“rest in peace, dipshit!”

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Send an emoji below + three (3) different characters / muses that my muse must pick from! Some choices are considered ns / fw.

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I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

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It hadn’t been hard to track his siblings down, especially when they all decided to congregate in the town in which they spent their youth. “The most prestigious home in Mystic Falls. I dare say you lot might be getting predictable.” He commented, walking right through the front door as the deed to the house wasn’t in anyone’s name and he didn’t have to wait to be invited in. 

He wondered if they would recognize him. It had been so long of course since the dreaded day he died at the claws of wolves. He was older, wiser, different. They had no reason to expect his arrival. He was presumed dead! But unbeknownst to his siblings he hadn’t stayed that way. After their mother’s death (the first time), Esther had taken it upon herself to change the course of nature once again. On the Other Side, she sent her youngest child back to the land of the living to live the life that was robbed of him. She used her magic to make him immortal just like his siblings, sending him back to life as yet another Original Vampire. 

He had spent his time watching his siblings from the shadows. Deciding to stay away for fear of his father’s wrath and that of Niklaus’s. He had seen their cruelty from the veil of the Other Side and wanting to live a life without that following him at every turn. But now something was different, Henrik suspected his siblings were up to something. Something that involved wolves and well, with reason he wasn’t very fond of that. Now, here he was, standing in the doorway to greet his family after centuries apart. “Expensive homes, sibling squabbles, following doppelgangers across the world? Tell me, has Finn been let out of his box yet?”