The Misadventures of My Life

[Art of a Black knight, shown in profile from the knees up. He is wearing full armor with his shield and helmet strapped to his back. His hair is close-cropped. He’s standing next to a white horse who has their head lowered. The knight looks serious and determined. ]

I posted this eight years ago and since then I’ve seen the twins several times, but at this point they’re old enough they don’t automatically start fighting when they see each other, so I can’t pick them out of the crowd anymore. But I do think fondly of their parents. :D

Carmilla (2014-2017) really did have it all huh. Lesbians. Vampires. Cults. Mildly toxic main relationship. Canon nonbinary character. Most of the action happening offscreen. Shitty special effects. One (1) straight character and he was a himbo. Sponsored by a period products brand. Some pretty damn good costuming for that low of a budget. And it was all literally just a college au fanfic of a novel from the 19th century. Truly peak entertainment.

“Papa was a proven whore” just makes me picture small victorian children talking shit about their dad

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.