life isn’t going great            but thanks for asking

What’s going to happen to me                                        when I’m all                                                                                             A L O N E                                                                                                                                                        again?

a quick psa : if we rp together, i want to know everything about your muse. like seriously, no detail is too small and no factoid is unimportant. i wanna know who they are, what makes them tick, what they think about before they fall asleep at night, their fave food, their senior quote when they graduated high school !!! i love it all !!!

basic plot idea where my muse is kind of cold and unaffectionate with anyone, but is friends with your muse who recently went through a bad breakup. my muse suggests or agrees to fake being in a relationship with your muse to make their ex jealous. but then my muse starts to like the fake relationship a little too much and falls for yours

roommates with benefits plot where our muses are roommates that hook up with each other all the time. are there feelings there? who knows, they’ve never ever discussed the topic and refuse to. but suddenly one of them gets a girlfriend/boyfriend and the other doesn’t know what to do or how to act anymore.

give me a plot where muse a is a celebrity tired of the drama, paparazzi, fake friends, and parties, so she packs her designer dresses and handbags up and flees to her grandfather’s ranch. she meets muse b, a dashing, charming cowboy, who lives on the ranch to help her grandfather out. he doesn’t know who she is, and she adores that. give me muse a wearing high heels to the horse stables, and muse b laughing at her when she sinks in the mud. give me muse b teaching her how to ride a horse at sunset. give me muse b giving muse a his cowboy hat at a bonfire. i want small town vibes! muse a isn’t a celebrity here, everyone only knows her as muse b’s little girlfriend! please! 

i know it’s a huge cliche at this point, but someone please give me a please-be-my-fake-date-to-my-parents-christmas-party plot !  i’m in the mood for all that cheesy predictable hallmark movie stuff.