Have A secret? Tell the Mermaids.

Everyone's getting a little too comfortable around here.

Especially the new kids. Did I hear the two freakshows getting together?

They probably did it because no one else talked to them.

Pathetic.

Looks like the Lennox brothers aren't so shy and calm as everyone expected.

Apparently one of them killed someone? Quite frankly I wouldn't be surprised, it's always the quiet ones. And don't even get me started with the other two.

Poor Thalia, now she's stuck with a loser for the rest of her life. Come on. Really? Not only is he a loser but-oh whatever. My dear dear Calypso, when will you see? Landon obviously doesn't like you. Why would he? There are so many attractive girls at PA, what could you possibly have to offer? Oh, right. Nothing. Move on, sweetie, you look like a fool.

Speaking of which, the new kids think some of the teachers are hot. Clearly none of the girls in school have caught his eye. Aeron, really, don't waste your time with these little girls, go after the teacher. I would love to see how that plays out.

Last but not least, Gabie. Can someone please tell Blondie to stop being so stupid? Gabe is only attracted to her because the girls in this school are pathetic and he knows better. But c'mon Gabriel Wilder settling down?Not even in your dreams Blondie.All you need is that one girl-and poof, Gabie will go down the drain.

After all, once a manwhore, always manwhore.

From inside our heads.

No, idiot.  Your classmates (or students, if you're a teacher) tell us.  It could be your best friend leaking our gossip.