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kenyatta

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

rwiggly

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

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difficult

People wait all week for Friday, all year for Summer, and all life for Happiness.

(via difficult)

meanwhilepoetry

Fall in love with someone who tastes like adventure but looks like the calm, beautiful morning after a terrible storm.

Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)

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i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly

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there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk

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r-skywalker

gay.

the-future-now-deactivated20170

Getting girls into STEM and helping their homeland at the same time. Amazing. (x) | follow @the-future-now

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alienmeg-blog

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

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quantumghosts

so remember how i wrote a bunch of horse haikus and submitted them to my college’s publication

WELL GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY INBOX TODAY:

This is single handedly the best sentence I have ever read in my entire life, I’m so pleased with and proud of myself right now. My favourite part is that the fact that they picked just one picture means they sat down and discussed which picture of a banana peel they liked best.

I ended up submitting these five haikus:

And this is Banana Peel #6 (out of ten):

They were apparently very enjoyable because the haikus were vindictive and the banana peel has personality. I can’t wait for the issue to come out.

nootvanlis

#HUSTLE #HUSTLE

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people who show you new music are important

nootvanlis

Carmilla and Laura reading together.

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