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Alya: Have you ever heard of the mom, mother, mommy complex?

Marinette: huh?

Alya: Or the dad, father, daddy complex for men? Kinda like gaslight gatekeep girl boss.

Marinette: huh?

Adrien: *just walked in* I mean, I'll volunteer that I have daddy issues. Is that what you mean?

Alya: Nope sunshine. Not that...

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #alya cesire

Marinette: I'm going to cut Adrien's hair.

Alya: Niceee

Nino: Buzz cut!!!

Alya: NO.

Nino: Yessssss

Alya: Nino, no. His childhood nickname was literally Dumbo.

*silence*

Marinette: *Laughing* girl, that was so harsh!

Alya: ...it was......

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #alya cesire #nino laffine

*when Felix and Adrien were little kids*

Amelie: (on the phone) Felix’s first parent-teacher conference was today.

Emilie: How was it?

Amelie: When I got there, I found out all the kids drew self-portraits in art class and left the pictures on their desks so their parents could recognize their seats.

Emilie: That's such a cute idea! Did you find Felix's picture?

Amelie: There was a green kid with fangs, six eyes, and a finger up his nose.

Emilie: …Oh.

Amelie: The meeting went downhill from there.

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#if anyone knows the original content lmk so i can tag it!#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #felix graham de vanily #emilie agreste #amelie graham de vanily

Alya: You know, some people just look like an Olivia!

Adrien: What do I look like?

Alya: *thinks then starts laughing*

Adrien: Just say it.

Alya: Well, I was thinking then immediately thought, 🎶 and a patrige in a pear treeee🎶

Adrien: Well, guess I'll go by party...

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #source: my life #alya cesair #im not even watching miraculous anymore #so i kinda wonder why i still do this #guess its good to record things loved ones say

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Alix: yall, apparently you can get a really cheap round trip flight if you go this Tuesday and bring a small personal item!

Rose: That's awesome! How cheap?

Kim: I'm not the only who assumed the item has to be Crack, right?

Rose:

Alix and kim: *dying*

#my brain be dead yall #i hate calculus #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #alix kubdel #rose lavillant #le chien kim #source: my life #i swear i dont do crack #the brain rot be hitting

Kagami: you know, my mom went on small world at Disney and apparently the song plays 27 times!

Adrien: she counted!?!?

Chloe: Well, what else is she gonna do?

Kagami:

#im frickin dying rn #my sister said this and it was unexpectadly brutal #twas not supposed to be savage #just facts lol #was not referencing blind but here we are 😂#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #source: my life #chloe bougouis #kagami tsurugi #tomoe tsurugi

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*looking at a makeup product*

Adrien: apply directly to the EYE!!?!

Marinette:

Adrien: Oh, area... they should really put those on the same line.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

Adrien: I don't think I ever asked. What's Alix short for?

Alix: Actually, it’s—

Kim: Because she's got little legs.

Classy 😂

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #alix #le chien kim #lol

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*alya and mari talking while both sick*

Adrien: Wow Mari! That's a great American southern accent!

Marinette: Huh?

Adrien: When yall were just talking?

Alya, with voice cracks: Sunshine, we're sick, not southerners.

#my voice is CRACKIN #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #alya cesire

Alya: Nino, MOVE!

Nino: Make me!

Alya: I am! That's why I'm yelling! I don't yell at you for nothing!

Nino: Ummm...

Alya: Yeah, you're right.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #source: my life #alya cesire #alya x nino #nino laffine

Marinette: Hey, remember when I just dropped by your house cause I thought you were dead?

Adrien: Yeah and I was just playing video games a died?

Marinette, sarcastically: Oh, I'm sorry I made you die in your game, I just thought you were actually dead! My bad.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

*watching tv*

Adrien: Wow! I didn't realize soccer was so cut-throat!

Marinette: First off, soccer is brutal. Second, we're watching rugby.

Adrien:

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

Adrien: Let's do the word of the day!

Marinette: Ok!

Adrien: today's is frisson.

Marinette: huh?

Adrien: Spelled F-R-I-S-S-O-N.

Marinette: Ok........

Adrien: You can try it in a sentence if defining is too hard?

Marinette: Ok! I'm outside and I'm frisson!

Adrien:

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

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Lila: I can speak fluent Spanish!

Class: Wow! Can you show us?

Lila: *absolutely butchers a Spanish song*

Class: Wow! That was amazing!

Adrien, under his breath: Well, she's fluent in something...

Marinette, under her breath: Yeah, insanity.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #lila rossi #akuma class #my sister like to “speak” french

*after getting Asian food*

Marinette: Let's open our fortune cookies!

Adrien: Ok! Mine is "an optimist is the personification of spring". Awww, that's kinda sweet! What's yours?

Marinette: Mine says.... What?!

Adrien: ???

Marinette: Its says "an honest person will often appear dumb".....

Adrien: Well, it is just a fortune coo....

Marinette: I just got called dumb by a fortune cookie!?

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #my mom got a slightly mean fortune cookie lol #mine was kinda wierd but nice i guess?#i mean #she did seem kinda dumb with the lila stuff so...

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