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Marinette: Darinette Mupain-Cheng

Alya: Clya Aesaire

Adrien: Adrien Agre-

Adrien: this is a stupid game anyway

Gabriel: i poisoned one of the drinks, but i can't remember which one

Tomoe: the way this dinner is going, i hope it's mine

Hitman: this is a photo of you

Marinette: Adrien wants me to try zumba.

Marinette: yeah, it’s so good!

Adrien: oh that? i just boiled some gatorade

Alya & Marinette: ( ಠ_ಠ)

Kagami: how the fuck did you get into my house

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Adrien: i don't remember giving you any butterflies

Marinette: i mean i have butterflies in my stomach

Félix: just put your hand in it

Adrien: okay thanks

Félix: wait no NO NO

kagami: what does it say?

marinette: “luka’s bi”

kagami: well

kagami: that could still work

Nino: hey what's the worst multiple of four?

Félix: twelve, obviously. idiot

Chat Noir: *removes sunglasses and throws them away to reveal another pair underneath*

Chat Noir: a hazard to society

Marinette: they wait for you to come home and get excited over little things

Kagami: so does Adrien

Félix: please give it back

Kagami: no

Félix: *visibly upset*

Adrien: now who am i supposed to send memes i find at 2am to?

Félix:

Félix: keep it

Alya: why would you talk about eating bugs at the dinner table? let's talk about this later

[later]

Alya: so why did you ask if i liked eating bugs?

Nino: there was one in your soup and you didn't see it

Félix: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards my cousin. so to my cousin Adrien Agreste, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read

Chat Noir: i have the right, but i most definitely do not have the ability

Alya: oh, really?

Marinette: "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." right. in. my. ear.

Marinette: AT 3AM