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Rules: Bold all the things that apply to you!

I am in high school I am in college/university I’ve graduated college/university I like my job  I’ve worked a job I’ve hated I’ve never had a job I am shorter than 5’5 (by a mere cm only >.<”) I wear glasses I have a tattoo I have more than one tattoo I don’t have tattoos I’m vegetarian I have allergies I’m self-conscious about my body I’m sarcastic I’m shy I’ve been called over-emotional I have a strange sense of humour I’m an atheist I have red hair I have blonde hair I dye my hair regularly I wear a piece of jewellery at all times I am an only child I have more than three siblings I have a niece I have a nephew I’ve failed a class Choose a song: MUCC-Ware, arubeki basho  I can play an instrument I can speak two or more languages I’ve hugged someone in the last 24 hours I’ve kissed someone in the last 24 hours I have a best friend I’ve known my best friend for more than 10 years I have met a friend from the internet I’ve kissed someone of the same sex I’m in/have been in a long distance relationship I’ve had a one night stand I’ve had sex in the past month I’ve been dumped more than I’ve dumped someone I’ve cheated on someone I’ve met someone famous I’ve been out of my home country I’ve broken a bone I’ve spent more than six hours straight online I’ve done volunteer work I’ve won a prize at school I have friends who are married I have friends who have children of their own I have been in a wedding party I’ve ridden in a limousine I am a morning person I am a night owl I like anime I like Disney movies I like comedies more than action films I like action films more than comedies I always order dessert I hate fast food I can’t cook I enjoy puns I enjoy being alone I read for pleasure I don’t play video games I believe in ghosts I believe in aliens I enjoy conspiracy theories I’ve been somewhere considered ‘haunted’ I’ve stayed up all night for no reason I’ve had a Skype call with more than four people I can’t keep secrets I’m good with children I’ve cheated on a test I’ve watched an entire season of something in one day I am wearing something green right now I am wearing something yellow right now I am wearing something purple right now I’ve never tried alcohol I’ve had alcohol while underage I’ve played a drinking game I’m scared of snakes I’m scared of heights I’m scared of spiders I’m scared of clowns I collected stamps I collect comic books I keep old bus/train tickets I have more than three keyrings on my keys I don’t know the words to my national anthem I’ve been to a professional sports game I’ve had my hair cut in the past month I’ve cosplayed I can’t swallow pills I miss someone right now

SAM SPRATT’s 2014 PORTRAIT GIVEAWAY

In short: Reblogs and Likes of this picture are each entries to have me paint a personalized portrait of you.

In slightly less short: Longtime followers are no stranger to these contests but for those new to this or me, I’m an illustrator (my work: www.samspratt.com ) who has worked with National Geographic, Janelle Monáe, Childish Gambino, FX, Game Informer, Angry Birds, Wall Street Journal, among others – creating album and magazine covers, advertisements, and posters – but a big part of me being able to do all that has been you sharing my work over the last 3 years. As my small way of paying that forward, I’d like to paint for one of you as I would for my clients, but ya know … for free. Maybe you want that regal portrait of you in a velvet smoking jacket to hang over your mantel, maybe one of your loved one, favorite character, or perhaps you just want me to paint you however I see fit (warning: this will 100% involve dinosaurs) – if you can think it, I’ll probably paint it – and I’ll work with you to make it something special.

This image is available as a high-quality art print at cameronstewart.bigcartel.com