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Lucy: “don’t say it.”

Natsu: “what- I haven’t even opened my mouth yet?”

Lucy: “you make that face whenever you’re about to ask for food”

Natsu: “how do you know !!”

Makarov: “twenty one then son hmm? How do you feel?”

…

Maka: “laxus?”

Laxus: *completely zoned out*

*Makarov turns to see what he’s looking at*

Mira: “oh just shut up Scarlett”

Erza: “or what?”

Mira: “OR ILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP”

Erza: “IM GONNA KILL YOU SHE-DEVIL

Mira: “NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST YOU ARMOURED FREAK”

maka: *thinking*

Laxus: “sorry what? Oh yeah uh normal I guess, just like every other birthday *turns back around”

Erza: “REQUIP”

*they both continue to fight*

Maka: “Mira huh?”

*Laxus turns around flustered*

Laxus: “what no! She’s just a little girl gramps.”

Maka: “I can’t wait for my grandkids 😁”

Gray “HEY WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING WITH THAT BARREL NATSU YOU ALMOST KNOCKED OUT WARREN WITH IT”

Natsu “HEY SHUT UP YOU SNOW MAN ILL TAKE MY BARREL WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT TOO!!”

They both argue.

* a small handful of the guilds girls ( juvia, lucy, levi, cana, and bisca) over heard about this little get together the guys planned and decided to go on a little trip of their own… a spying trip. Currently they are making there journey through the East forest in an attempt to find the camp their guild mates have set up.

Juvia “now right as they set off I saw them all go into the forest in this direction so they must’ve set camp ahead”

Levi “yeah their plan for not getting lost was to ‘stick to the same direction they entered the forest in’ so juvias right they wouldn’t make any turns”

Cana “I must say stalking this trip is giving me quite the thrill”

Bisca “I think we should probably give this a different label, ‘stalking’ seems a little much”

Cana “Well that’s exactly what we’re doing is it not?”

Lucy “I suppose”

Juvia “I am not STALKING my darling gray, I’m simply making sure he get up to no trouble whilst on this trip. I need to make sure he doesn’t go anywhere near a person of the opposite gender, I need to track his every move, EVEN IF HE THINKS IM NOT AROUND I WILL ALWAYS BE THEIR BESIDE HIM!!”

Lucy “yep that’s stalker behaviour alright”

Juvia “WHAT DID YOU SAY”

Lucy “AHH IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME”

Levi “hey how come Erza isn’t here? We did invite her didnt we?”

Cana “yeah but she believes this is a ‘major invasion of the boys privacy’ and she ‘will not be associated with the destruction of the net of trust between our guild mates, although interesting I’m afraid I’m unable to join you’ ( her exact words, precisely )

Bisca “boringggg”

Cana “god I know”

Lucy “what do you think they’re doing right about now?”

Levi “I’m not sure probably-

Levi was cut of by a faint sound ahead

Unknown “YOURE SO WEAK WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP AND BECOME REAL MEN HUH?”

Cana “there’s only one fool that could be, elf man”

Juvia “THIS MEANS WEVE FOUND THEIR CAMP, FINALLY !!!”

She squealed in excitement

Bisca “shhh juvia, we’re gonna have to keep a low profile if we don’t want to get caught”

Lucy “guys look! the ring of trees over there, there’s no way they’ll see us there”

The girls go and set up their own small camp. They all opted to have no tents and just sleep under the stars with sleeping bags.

Wakaba “So alzack, when are you finally gonna get with bisca huh?”

Everyone “PHAHAHA YEAH”

alzack “I- uhh what- erm- I mean- no- no not no- I MEAN”

Elfman “you loveeee her, only real men love alzack. I’m so proud of you’re achievement”

Elfman pats alzack on the back

Bisca “WHATTT!!”

Juvia “now it’s getting interesting”

She says while giggling

Lucy “I mean bisca you guys do seem pretty in love of you know what I’m saying”

natsu “oh come on dude we all know you got the hots for her *drunk hiccup*”

Alzack “what like you have the hots for Lucy?

All boys “PHAHHA YOUVE BEEN CAUGHT DUDE”

Lucy “WHAT THE HELL”

She shouts from the bushes

Cana “now this is the juicy stuff I wanted to find out, see I told you this trip would be worth it”

Bisca “HAHA you can’t talk now Lucy”

Lucy “HEY NATSU DOESN’T LIKE ME LIKE THAT THEY’RE JUST TEASING. CANT SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU AND ALZACK THOUGH”

Bisca “WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!”

Gajeel “BAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING”

Natsu “yeah as if you can talk with your levi wevi ‘OH MY GOD LEVI I LOVE YOU I WANT YOU TO BE WITH ME OH MY’

All boys “PHAHAHAHAHAUA”

Gajeel grabs natsu by his scarf

gajeel “HEY DONT TALK ABOUT LEVI LIKE THAT YOU FIRE FREAK SHUT THAT TRAP OF YOURS BEFORE YOU GET AN IRON FIST TO THE FACE”

Jet “woahhh I guess we went from having a happy drunk to an angry drunk just like that”

Gajeel “AS IF YOU CAN TALK YOU AND DROY OBSESS OVER LEVI DAY AND NIGHT!!”

Droy “WHY AM I GETTING BROUGHT INTO THIS”

Lucy “oh my god he’s getting really angry over that huh?”

Lucy looks at Levi who appears to be to surprised by gajeels reaction to respond

Warren “hey everybody calm down there’s no need to get so upset over this, surely we can all talk about the girls we like without fighting.”

Alzack “alright. Yeah yeah I like bisca so what”

All boys “WHATTT”

Wakaba “wow- I mean we all knew but I never thought I’d see the day where I’d hear it”

cana “OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY SAID IT-“

Bisca is to shocked to speak

*thud* gray falls to the floor, drunk

Fried “oh goodness gray are you alright?”

Wakaba “bro just leave him their he ain’t getting up anytime soon, anyways-“

Juvia “GRAY MY BELOVED HAS FA-“

Juvias mouth gets covered by canas hand

Cana “shhh”

All the boys turn to face natsu in unison and there’s a few second of silence as natsu looks confused

natsu “WHAT YOURE WAITING FOR ME TO SAY I LIKE LUCY NOW?!!!”

Elfman “obviously”

Natsu “I’ll talk about Lucy right after gajeel droy and jet admit their eternal love for Levi”

Gajeel “WATCH IT ASSHOLE”

Droy and jet “we- uh”

Cana “THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. I MEAN WE WANTED TO FIND OUT JUICY SECRETS BUT THIS ?!! IT TOPS IT ALL!!”

Bisca “look at gajeel getting all defensive”

Alzack “elfman care to talk about evergreen or Cana”

Elfman “shut it alzack.”

Levi “i don’t know about this anymore guys. I mean if gajeel really does like me I don’t want to invade his privacy like this”

Lucy “what about jet and droy?”

Levi “oh they’re idiots I knew they liked me already”

Gajeel “I ain’t saying another word about Levi just drop it already”

Natsu “ok ok dude I didn’t realise *hiccup* that it was so *hiccup* personal”

Wakaba “I for one think Miras the hottest but with laxus around I don’t stand a chance”

Warren “me and you are on the same page wakaba but if laxus heard that you’d be dead”

Wakaba “she’s just so beautiful I wish I could-“

Elfman “you better shut your goddamn mouth and remeber that’s my sister your talking about!”

Wakaba “YES SIR”

Natsu “we’ll I guess that just about covers us all”

Gajeel “not quite.”

All boys “huh?”

Gajeel “Fried.”

Fried looks up at them alarmed

Gajeel “you’ve been real quiet.”

Fried “don’t forget gray-“

Droy “oh come on man he’s passed out cold”

Fried “I-“

Natsu “we all know he has the hots for laxus *hiccup*”

all boys “BAHAHA”

Lucy “PFT I MEAN ITS TRUE

Fried “I DO NOT. I LOVE HIM BUT IN THE FACT THAT HE IS MY VERY BESTEST COMPANION IN THE WORLD AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HIM”

Jet “DUDE ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF?!”

Fried “SHUT UP”

Gajeel “damn man I didn’t realise how personal it was to you”

Natsu “AS IF YOU CAN SAY THAT”

Gajeel “SHUT IT FIRE FACE”

In the background

Wakaba “OBVIOUSLY Erzas hot have you seen those-“

Warren “Hey don’t go forgetting about Lucy”

Lucy “EW ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT OUR-“

Bisca “hey juvia?”

Juvia is sat under a tree a few meters away crying

Cana “oh no what’s wrong?”

juvia “MY DARLING GRAY IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT HASNT BEEN ASKED THAT QUESTION WHEN AM I EVER GONNA GET ME TIONE-“

Juvia is interrupted by hearing

Wakaba “juvia too, she’s so hot I ever got the chance I’d totally p-“

Gray “don’t say another word.”

Everyone turns to face him confused

Natsu “hey man I thought you were out cold?”

Gray “don’t be childish waka and keep juvias name out of your goddamn mouth alright pal?”

Levi “is gray…”

Juvias hands fly up as she grows heart eyes

Juvia “MY DARLING GRAY LOVES ME”

“Loves me, loves me, loves me”echos all throughout the east forest and all the sleeping animals wake up and fly or run far away.

Cana “oh cra-“

Wakaba “JUVIA?!!

The girls realise they’ve been caught and slowly pop their heads out from behind the bushes

Gajeel “LEVI!”

Natsu “LUCY!”

Elfman “CANA!”

Alzack “BISCA!”

All boys “YOU FOLLOWED US HERE”

fried “STALKERS”

There’s a moment of silence

Natsu “well at least erza isn’t here am I right?”

Theres another moment of silence

A sound comes from the bushes

Unknown “actually …”

everyone “ERZA?!!!”

Lucy “WHAT THE HECK YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T COMING !!”

Erza “I wasn’t going to but then my curiosity got the best of me. I was going to go over to you guys but was afraid that if I did I’d be spotted by one of the boys”

Gajeel “forget not coming WHY ARE YOU HERE?”

Cana “well we all fancied a night out and we wanted to hear what you guys were gonna say. We thought it was gonna be embarrassing stories from your younger days or something along the lines of that, but what we got was WAY BETTER”

All the girls can’t help themselves they burst out laughing

Natsu “well now that you’re here why don’t you *hiccup* join us?”

Elfman “NO HELL NO”

Jet “GUYS ONLY!”

gajeel “actually I don’t see why not”

All the boys turn to gajeel looking shocked because they knew how against he was having girls there at the beginning of the night

Levi “all right !!”

Gajeel smiles at the sound of Levi

Gray “I see that smile man”

Gajeel “SHUT IT PERVERT

Gray “PERVERT WHAT-“

Gajeel “YOURE ALMOST NAKED ALL THE TIME

gray “WHAT NO IM NOT”

Gajeel “LOOK AT YOU NOW”

Gray “WHATTTT HAVE I BEEN LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME ?!!”

Everyone gathers around the fire and start telling stories from the start of their time at the guild. It was a loving heartfelt moment

Natsu “*hiccup*”

Lucy “gosh natsu if you keep hiccuping like that you’re gonna hiccup a whole load of”

*BOOM* an explosion of flames engulfs the whole circle

Lucy “FIREEEEEEE”

Everyone “RUNNNNN”