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All I want is pizza but I can’t find my debit card.

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To whomever made my tea this morning,

you’re flipping amazing at making tea.

-from a severely caffeine deprived woman

#tea #caffine #goodattheirjob #new faviourte person

Bus: *always late*

Me: ok, I can spare 2 min in my warm house

Bus: HAHA GURL U THOUGHT??? *ten minutes early*

Update:

Bus: HAHA BITCH IM HERE! *next bus arrives ON time*

😑😑😑

#fuckthebusses #toearlyforthisshit #earlybuslatebuswewillneverfrikenknow #godfobiditsEVERontime

Just a regular thing in my home

Brother: Hey, do you have a [plah-tey]

Me: Wtf is a [plah-tey]???

Bro: you know, makeup thingy

Me: *deadstares* do you mean a palatte

*Brother deadstares back*: [Plah-tey]

Me: Palatte

Bro: [PLAH-TEY] BITCH!

Me: YOU WANNA GO? PALETTE MOTHER**CKR!

*eventaully leads to us screaming it out till YouTube pronouciation videos solves the problem before apologizing and playing Tetris for the afternoon*

(Still have no idea why he wanted mine or which one anyways....)

Ah, the old "put a cup full of 'whatever' upside down and expect the employee to clean it up" joke. I love my job.........

#Tim Hortons #work #job #customer service #rude customers #but I really do love my job #just not people #cleaning #coffee #joke

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Chocolate shaved ice from Sugar Marmalade!

#shaved ice #chocolate #sugar marmalade #treat #desert #ice cream #summer fun #best friends #relax #london

I’m sure this is the start of a new addiction 👌 (above ^ Louie the Chihuahua)

#first post #chihuahua #gotta figure out hashtags #new to tumblr #don't attack me yet #dog

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