I Wish I Was Joking

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IMAGINE: you are john paul jones. your mom calls you downstairs and you quickly brush your hair, throwing on your favorite purple polka dot shirt, ankh necklace, and some jeans. you look in the mirror.. "lookin' lesbian," you think before running down the steps. you trip at the last step, only to land into a tall man's arms before you're able to hit the ground. "ello luv xx"... you look up. led zeppelin is in your house. "we're here to touc- adopt you we're here to adopt you" says the man with long, black hair who'd look better as a woman. you start crying and run upstairs to kill yourself.

Jimmy Page performing Rock and Roll at Madison Square Garden, New York City. | 1975 NBC News segment on Led Zeppelin

Porn Jimmy Page using his bowing technique, 1969.

Jimmy Page photographed on stage at Palais de Sports, París, April 1 or 2, 1973.