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So...I might've found the perfect venue for us. @minqyu

Well, now you gotta spill all the details, pretty lady~

Bestie day soon, yes or yes? There's only one correct answer. @minqyu

Does it involve food and beer?

That you are, Mingyu-ah. Wouldn't know what to do if you weren't there. Everyone would see me sleeping, then who knows what would happen! I'd be on the front page of Dispatch, I'm sure. Even if you did have an off switch, and that's a big if, it's probably very very hidden. I would be lying if I said I didn't. You're one out of eleven favorite dongsaengs of mine. That would be very true. Just don't tell Hoshi-- he thinks it's only him.

I'm an essential part of your life~ Dispatch wouldn't catch you sleeping on my watch! I can be sneakier than them. Let you sleep while they try and get some sneak snaps~ Alright, fine, we both know I have zero off switch, but that's what makes me loveable, huh? One out of eleven? I am so offended right now! I expected to be number one! I am ditching all of you, none of you adore me how I deserve!

Oh Mingyu-ah, my hero. I mean, there's thirteen of us, I'm sure no one would notice if one of us is just laying down for a song or two, right? That's an understatement, I don't think you even have an off switch. But jokes on you, I love it seeing you jump on stage all the time!

Knight in shining Dior, that's me~ That's what I'm saying~ You catch some Z's, I'll distract the world so they won't even notice you've dipped! I'd argue with you that I have a massive off switch, but we both know I'd be lying through my fangs. Well, that's because you love me to death. You're a sucker for me driving you up the wall.

Life really just needs to start giving us a break more often, don't you agree? Because how are we supposed to function otherwise?! AOTY? You're gassing me up way too much~ How about Saturday? @minqyu

You've got no hope in hell of that happening, daddio~ I feel like I'm fueled solely on ramen these days. Aye, am I lying?! You've more than earned that title, Jaehyun-ah~ Well, damn, I missed the boat with this one... raincheck? @jcehyns

I love our fans. I truly do. I love my brothers too. Nothing brings me more joy than being on that stage with them and making everyone happy. With that said, sometimes I just want to take a nap right there in the middle of the platform. Having low stamina is cruel. One moment you're having the time of your life; the next you're sitting on the stage surrounded by a million people yelling and you just want to sleep. Can only aju nice so many times before it starts to hit you, you know? @hfrpstarters

Get behind me, I'll protect you! You probably could catch a nap, though, if you really wanted to, you know~ The rest of us could act as a distraction while you caught a quick rest. You already know I'm the opposite on stage. Energizer bunny, right here! I could Aju Nice until I'm blue in the face! I'd do it even more if I knew it would annoy you too~ @svthanisims

Don't be dramatic! It won't be mind-numbing in the slightest, you goof~ Why, of course I am! What kind of fiancée would I be if I didn't?! @minqyu

Dramatic is my middle name! Well, it would be if I had one! See, this is why I picked you. This right here. Those biceps could protect me from the world! @mvnatozakis

Miss the fuck out of you, fool. You wanna come over soon? @minqyu

Aye, ditto, dude. Work kicked both our asses at the same time, and you dropped AOTY. Name a date and time, I'm there. @jcehyns