Megalomaniacal

what is this????

This lame girl is always mouthing off about how she’s going to turn me into a horse or something! 

You just have to give them time!!

Are people being mean to you!?

Pshhhh! Nobody’s got mean down to an art like I do!

You’re really like, smart!

But if I wanted to call the cats that associate me, what else could I do? Unless you mean cat calling you , in which case I’ve not yet begun to pepper you with salacious comments! Just not my style. 

Huuuuuah? 

You know what I’m talking about! When you see a cat and you go like

Psthsththth orrrr is it like psspssspssspsspss...

Pfffftpfftpfft! Hey there!

Hwhah!?

Why does everyone have some stick up their butt about my safety!? 

Hghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

If I don’t eat people. The power won’t come.

NEWSFLASH

You mean she is dead?

Not on an empty stomach, Maxine.

Don’t tell me you have one of those hunger based energy systems

I am not strong enough to lift things.

And I can’t read, Maxine.

How can I read with only one eye, Maxine?

I asked. She doesn’t want to talk about it.

I know someone who works in the office with a mom?

Uh huh uh huh