Love Thy Neighbor

[come up with your own question for the mun, regarding the muse]

This is my new religion

I was a Keet before Joseph was even a twinkle in his creators’ eyes

Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere  Got the blue sky breeze and it don’t seem fair  Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair  Sunrise there’s a fire in the sky  Never been so happy  Never felt so high  And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise 

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of my soul exiting my body.

how do I even caption this??

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“I’m on six beta blockers - and a large iced coffee.” “I always get into these monogamous relationships, and they’re nice at first, but then I…I cheat.” “I don’t think that monogamy is a realistic expectation.” “I look at you, and you’re so fucking beautiful, that I’m like, ‘this is the only face I ever wanna look at’.” “No.  that was a phase.  I’m Catholic now.” “They were a sweet angel.” “I’m sweeter.” “Why did we have such a bad date the last time we went on a date?” “Wow.  Working out is really working for you.” “Were you wondering if I was available to have sex?” “I’m not wearing anything else other than this t-shirt.” “How sexual do you feel right now?” “I had a very sexual kind of day.” “I’m sorry - Sorry, I shouldn’t have led you on.” “I think I wanna be monogamous with you.” “We went on this horrible fucking date, I thought this whole thing was going nowhere.” “Uh, it went somewhere - TO BED!” “I don’t wanna brag, but, um… you loved my penis.” “I knew it.  I KNEW you had a similar sized penis to me.” “I knew a guy who came from doing pull-ups.” “Think our dicks are the same size?” “Wow!  That’s a big dick, bro.  It’s, um… quite a bit thicker than mine.” “It’s not dramatic - unless you want it to be dramatic.” “Can I… stay with you?”