come in and burn

graham and damon were fucking in the tour bus and graham was like sobbing and damon was laughing and teasing and overstimulating him and alex and dave were so annoyed and alex was like "should we kill them" and dave was like "no, they'll do it to themselves" and he was right

i take so many bullets being a sub top graham fixed shipper you all don't even understand you don't get it its nuanced im bleeding im fucking bleeding i need a medic i need damon albarn in a halloween sexy nurse outfit

damon albarn is a vehicle for cock. and graham's surname? well! ... i... i can't do this... (crumples up my parchment and sets my quill back into its inkwell) (starts wailing like i'm at a funeral) it's so pointless!

i was looking for the Insane... Asylum... gif and one of the first results was from love island. which when you think about it

damon put a collar and leash on graham and sat on him and he died