Minimum Wage Memoirs

You'se a fine single mother, won't you pack that bag lunch.

Watch some 'Big Daddy' when you pack that bag lunch.

Mom, who is you playin wit? Pack that bag lunch.

Everyone was moving slow and was all tired and sad. The shelves were bare.

The whole time they were playing Evanescence 'All of Me'.

Help support indie developers!!

My boyfriend is one of the creators of this game so it would be really awesome if you reblogged or tried the game for yourselves this Thursday! You can see youtubers like Markiplier and John Wolfe play the demo if you are interested! Familiar with Sally Face? The creator, Steve Gabry, is also on this team. So...yeah, get on that shit (pretty please) lol

It would be really great if I could go just one day without being made to feel like a worthless piece of shit.

Ever wonder how T-Rex masturbates? Pittsburgh band, Fuck Yeah, Dinosaurs!, does! They are full of awesome people and are on spotify and band bandcamp, check them out! All of the songs are about…yeah you guessed it, dina-sahrs.

My personal favorite is ‘I’m so saur’. I just listened to the whole album in the car and I laughed so much I cried.

They are great guys so support them….do it. You’ll love their amazing shirts. Jeff Goldblum makes an appearance.

You can like their page on the facebooks or on the instagrams for info about their upcoming shows if you are in the area :)