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*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

live laugh lasagna

why i gave the pope huniepop

sir you have a mutation in your sonic hedgehog

dont forget to remind ppl who the fuck u r in case they start getting 2 comfortable

i hope i am not just a mutual to you all but also a joke of a man

fuck you (confession of love)

were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

I paid for ozzy osbournes coke this entire year

Me in room by myself in complete silence: so true bestie

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *is enveloped in fog and disappears never to be seen or heard from again*