Laugh It’s Funny

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

"I could fix him" well DON'T, I'm trying to breed a new generation of trembling pursedog freakboys and I need his cringefail loser genes.

going to be honest though the type of blood oaths where you swear by pressing your bleeding cuts together to mingle the blood have so much erotic potential to me. what if we fit our open wounds together. what if the insides of us touched & our essences mixed. this too could be sex

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”