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Four Dads and a Baby (Camping Trip Thread)

mainfoldiron

I’m going to have to take Taohua into the water—

"immi immi immiiiii!" [Taohua squeals and continues wiggling about until Xu Shu picks her up and searches around for her water wings]

Yes, love. We’re going to go swimming.

theheartisacanvas

"Let them have their fun! You can pull him out of the water by the ear once we get back—make him build and tend to the fire."

miniature-cop

That sounds like a good idea.

[/Yue Jin leads the way deeper into the woods with Ma Dai-- there are sticks laying about on the ground everywhere. Yue Jin wonders why there's so many sticks on the ground all splayed out-- it was as though the sticks had already been pre-cut and just left behind. Whatever the case may be, Yue Jin isn't complaining - that just meant that it was easier to find fire wood.]

These should be enough to bring back to the camp site. What do you think, Ma Dai?

#THERE IS A /BEAR/ LURKING #SOMEHWERRE CLOSE BY

miniature-cop

Four Dads and a Baby (Camping Trip Thread)

mainfoldiron

Maybe this is the time for you and Ma Dai to go bond a little more. My mission in life is to keep this one [he gestures to a squirming Taohua] from running toward that lake.

theheartisacanvas

Count me in! I’ll keep my eye out for marshmellow roasting sticks!

jewfrocop

miniature-cop

At the very least, Li Dian - please don't urinate in the lake. Come with me, Ma Dai - we'll go find some fire wood together.

#FUCKING LI DIAN I SWEAR TO GOD #GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE LAKE AND DO SOME GOD DAMN WORK

Four Dads and a Baby (Camping Trip Thread)

Tents are all set -- I'll go look for some fire wood, in the mean time. Would anyone like to accompany me?

miniature-cop

[facebook status]

jewfrocop

So everything’s good?

I can call you m’wife again?

miniature-cop

Only if you treat me out for baklava and Jamba Juice.

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[facebook status]

jewfrocop

But uh—

I have to spend every day and night with you.

—alright if you say so.

…Aw, I didn’t mean that at all. I’m sorry. You sure?

miniature-cop

I've never been more sure in my life, Li Dian. I love you. And... I'm sorry, Li Dian.

miniature-cop

[facebook status]

jewfrocop

You said so yourself. But eh, whatever floats your boat.

miniature-cop

I didn't say anything of the sort, Li Dian - I just said that as your partner, I'm here for you, for better and for worse, and I wouldn't change anything about it.

miniature-cop

[facebook status]

jewfrocop

I’m not forcing you to be, as much as you might think otherwise.

miniature-cop

You think this is being forced...?

miniature-cop

[facebook status]

jewfrocop

…You don’t have to do anything, Yue Jin.

miniature-cop

I'm your partner, Li Dian. For better, for worse.

#MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING AVERT YOUR EYES

miniature-cop

[facebook status]

jewfrocop

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

miniature-cop

I have to spend every day and night with you. You don't appear to understand mine.

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I have to take Li Dian to Confession...

jewfrocop

SHE NEEDS TO TRY IT.

miniature-cop

One bite. One. It has to be a little one.

#TAKE IT OR GO LI DIAN

jewfrocop

It’s not like I’m going to feed her a fry! I’ll mush it all up in the blender like real baby food!

miniature-cop

You aren't going to drop this subject until I say yes, are you?

#i'm going to throw up #li dian i just lost my appetite #please remedy this

jewfrocop

WHY NOT SHE NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE IT.

miniature-cop

Not until she's a little bigger, Li Dian!

#GOD FIUCKING FDAMMIT #LI DIAN YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THAT

jewfrocop

Watermelon smoothies, eh? You had me at veggie pizzas.

miniature-cop

-- but not if you're going to feed poutine to our god child.

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jewfrocop

I’m just sayin’.

miniature-cop

How about a peace offering with veggie pizzas and watermelon smoothies?

jewfrocop

Partner sounds so generic. Partner in what? Crime? Going to the gym? Wife is straight forward.

miniature-cop

I--

... I suppose I can't win this round, can I, Li Dian?

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