What gay men give to the world.Β A-yup.
On the second one.
Thereβs this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.Β I guess these guys donβt understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.Β Heβs like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.Β And heβs just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and itβs creeping me the fuck out.
Itβs creeping me out enough that I donβt immediately realize whatβs going on nearby.Β Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.Β Sheβs pushing him away, telling him to get lost.Β Heβs pulling that whole, βcome on, donβt be a bitchβ spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM.Β Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.Β He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.Β Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, βare you okay?β sort of gesture.Β She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs.Β Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
gay avenger.
