my gf is hot

the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your home screen

oh look an asshole who doesn’t understand different relationship types thinking that those sort of of relationships are “just friendships” and those people are “just friends”. Another dirt human demeaning something they don’t understand as per usual

something i wish i had realized earlier: you can write poems on the same subject more than once. you can write, paint, draw the same thing over and over if you want to. you can spend your whole life making art about oranges. i think i always felt this pressure to get it right the first time like i couldn’t go back and use that inspiration again. but you can. you can go back and revisit it. you can pick up the conversation again and again if you have more to say.

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

I got “queer ?????? queer” I’m dead of laughter

“motherfucking motherfucking idiot” it’s like it knows

12 yr old me was like “i don’t have depression i just don’t feel happy no matter what”

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question was. they didn’t mean if you ate it. they asked if you rubbed soap on your body, like in the shower, if there was nutritional value to that. we’re talking peak dumbass here not natural curiosity

Hey I cannot stress this enough: if you’re a minor, 14, 14, 15, 16, 17: do not trust adults on here. Dont trust adults on any website. Try and make friends with people in your own age group. Not only will you have more common interests and thus more interesting and engaging conversations, but theres no good reason for an adult to want to be friends with a kid.