Liar Monster. Snappy Dresser.

Eyes focused once more on the hand, huffing and attempting not to snatch it out of the air then and there. “I need time zhough to use zhis hand… so I cannot fulfill zhe bargain for around ten days.”

Name's Bill Cipher, by the way! And, if you were to agree to my terms, the jobs you would do would just be around here, if you're uncomfortable with teleportation! Cleaning up other jobs, y'know, that jig! And I'll give you all the hands in the world for just one small fee! I'll put it on loan if you can't pay it right away."

Wait…A what code? A laptop? What the hell is that and why would it need a code? Further more what would you need a puppet for?”

Everyone loves puppets! Even I need something to keep me occupied!"

"You do not exist here, in a sense. Due to your ability to phase in and out of this world, most would think such a distinction is useless- but no, this will be an optimal way of telling when you are watching." He said it without pausing in his lapping. 

"Technically, no!" he confirmed. "And, I assume so! Although, it would be difficult for you to smell if I were to be watching you, since I'm not a physical being! Unless, of course, you can smell in the ethereal plane. That would be quite an achievement!"

Scowling, the man’s arms came to a fold. “I’ll use whatever language I want, thanks. Wait, you took a guy’s finger off? That’s… also pretty sick. You’re sick.”

There was a humming noise that quickly became louder and louder as the world became enveloped in light. It suddenly faded again, restoring the world to color. Bill was nowhere to be seen.

He extended the hand, fully intending to shake it with Bill this time. Even though he personally thought he’d be better off asking a Spy to clean up messes. But as long as it got him his wish, who was he to complain?

With that, he floated towards the sky and disappeared in a bright flash of light.

Did you ever hear of the term ‘people can change’? Because I did.”

Sure I have! I've even seen people change a lot! What's your point?"

Simply tell me: was es going on behind closed doors here. Vhy vas zhere an error message? Was es—… hmm… es zhere somezhing coming?”

Basically, I'm going to have to teleport you if you're to work with me. Or, if you're not up to that stuff, I can always leave you here to do jobs I need doing here! Teleportation of physical beings across planes can be expensive."

"I’m fine! I don’t know what you’re talking about!" Of course, most of the town still kind of hates him but, hey, at least he’s out of jail. That’s something, isn’t it?

There's also the matter of power."

Alroght?”

Now I've told you. Now do we have a deal?"

Hahah… und if jou have a hand to spare, I’ll gladly take et.”

"For you!"

"…what do you want, exactly? I’m kind of trying to recover from the last time I made deals with you.”

"Nothing! I'm being truthful here! I'm here to check on ya. You really seem to be in a tight spot, huh? Course, I knew this would happen!"

"I said no, and I mean no."

"Alright, kiddo. Then I guess I'll leave you alone! For now. Then again, I'm not exactly leaving anyone alone!"