*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

Back to what I was gonna say. Happy independence day. Regardless of who the current occupant of the white house is, the ideals the founders built this country on are worth fighting for, America's best quality is the ability to always do better, and here's to another 250 years of trying to build a more perfect union.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

would you love us if we were twin gods

Anyway, supergirl was good and I really enjoyed it 😊