like. like the magic card

Playing Magic the Gathering with a tgirl and I play Mindbreak Trap to exile her spell. She looks at the card, then back to me, then looks away and her face gets really red.

Oh that's so cute!

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

Not again. Reread OPs name

no shut up let me believe please i need this

Does a perfect princess parry and walks away and immediately trips

target player must pay 4000 life points or remove their shoes

dude if i was an uma and opera o butted in and did her whole shtick for a race i was gonna race in i'd be so fucking pissed. i'd rally the other umas racing to gang up and throw her into a well or something

i would get dqed before the race even started cause as soon as she started talking about "hark fellow umas! our jubilation" i'd have 100% already kicked her full force in her Opera O Jewels

c'mon, don't you want to be a good girl? it'd feel soooo good to fall to corruption, don't you think? you want that right? to feel each and every part of you indelibly stained by her touch? it's so easy. all you have to do is let her hit you with another 1/1 phyrexian mite. can you be a good girl and declare no blockers for her now?

opera o is a god tier ragebaiter who doesn’t consider the possibility of it ever backfiring and it’s awesome

and of course I’m on the first panel; I’m the most important!

can we stop treating mages as the party toy. im sick and tired of being laughed at and kicked to my knees every time i suggest one of the many ways i can help the party. i just dont fucking underst-lgkl glk glkglk

the maid union are beating me up for not liking tea. they;'er forcing me to drink it and i just keep saying "it just tastes like bitter leaf water" and then they add sugar and im like "now it tastes like sweet leaf water" and then tehy hitting me and im getting a bonerbut thats not important but they're beating me up its not my fault. i keep getting emails from the butler association that "being a black coffee enjoyer is okay" but im not a butler., ium not im noooot

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style