Tea Time For Me

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

And you do indeed look very cool and powerful playing Beyblade

if binghe had just been an angry crier then jinlan city would have been resolved so fast. he tries to threaten sqq but his voice cracks on a sob and sqq crumples like a wet napkin at lightspeed

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

hello allo tumblr user, just out of curiosity why are you always saying "aroace people can still choose to date and have sex!" and never "allo people can still choose not to date or have sex!" just out of curiosity of course! come closer! i just wanna talk! come closer!

hello allo tumblr user why is it that whenever discussing aspec people you always feel the need to bring up that asexuals can be perverts and make the best smut fics or nsfw art? or that aromantics can participate in fandom shipping and write really good romance? why is that? can we reflect on the implications that aspec people have to prove their worth to you by conforming in a way that entertains you? can we talk about this? come closer! come closer!

THATS THE BITCH

YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD AT THIS WHAT THE HELL

Hua Cheng is theoretically such a stupid character, because ah yes. The supreme demon lord of butterflies and flowers, feared throughout the realms. He’ll defeat you using the power of love and his sentient scimitar that’s honestly just a sweet little baby who wants cuddles from its owner’s husband. You mention butterflies, and all of Heaven starts quaking in their boots. He held an umbrella for a flower one time, and that’s like- his title now. He also learned like- every language ever because he was bored, and yet his handwriting in his own native language is so bad, you literally can’t tell what he’s writing ever.