Tea Time For Me

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??

He’s not gonna take you back Bill

SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher

Okay but how in the FUCK is Ryan Gosling a Tumblr Sexyman. Genuine question.

Tumblr quite literally nominated him, got him in, then kept voting for him until semifinals, people are older, other people can be a tumblr Sexyman, it doesn’t need to be an 18 year old white guy with another eating disorder, it can be a conventionally attractive middle aged man with wet cat energy and an alien bestie now since the general population of Tumblr did in fact vote him in as a tumblr Sexyman

The gap between Gosling and Grace is the perfect explanation of what makes a Tumblr Sexyman.

Exactly, Ryland Grace is a character, not the guy who plays him

one thing that always leaves me astounded is the fact that there are people who read svsss and hate luo binghe???? like how do you read about this darling little baby (who has committed a tiny amount of crimes maybe) and hate him! How can there be anyone in this world who hates luo binghe! ITS LUO FUCKING BINGHE!!!!!!!

Hudson was 40 by the way

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

I decided to start a Minecraft forever world and somehow lucked out and got cherry blossoms, savannah, and grasslands all next to each other with an icy mountain off in the distance and a village nearby. I never get spawns this good.

Seed is 8271904633735446568 on bedrock edition

The eternal debate "is Shen Yuan kind or is he a hater?" finally has an answer: he's whatever is silliest in the moment