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I can understand how "modern person thrown into the past gets by pretending to be a healer/doctor" is as surprisingly common of a trope as it is. I mean I'm fluent enough at bullshitting to be pretty sure I could pull it off to impersonate a doctor in any time pre-1800s. If I have no idea what something is or how to treat it, I could just get the opinion of the other whatever-passes-as-medical-professionals around, but if their suggestions sound like bullshit I'm not doing it. And I'll beat the shit out of anyone suggesting bloodletting or mercury. With my healing stick. I've tied little bells on it, that jingle comically with every smack.
The awesome curative powers of my healing stick come from two separate sources: Placebo, and me using it to beat anyone trying to give my patients mercury.
Ooooh you reminded me of that protocol I wrote about how to reinvent penicilin with only alchemical tools. You know. Just in case I did end up dumped in the past and needed a stable income.
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what's the protocol?
I am so glad you asked! I unfortunately lost the protocol because it was probably on my laptop, but I remember the broad strokes. So! In case anyone does end up stuck in the middle ages and can find a kindly old alchemist willing to lend you his gear, here's the revamped Penicilin (Re)Discovery Protocol!
0. WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS.
We're not working in a lab here, cross-conatamination WILL happen. Your job is to minimize it as much as possible. If you end up in a place where soap hasn't been invented yet, wash your hands in distilled alcohol. Your skin won't thank you, but you can afford all the nice hand creams after you cure the plague and get rich.
Find some Penicillium mushrooms!
Yes, penicilin is produced by mushrooms, though Ascomycotes are usually called moulds, it's a fungus, and it makes me laugh to call it a mushroom. Plus, in the middle ages, mushrooms were known to have medicinal properties, so you'll get a lot farther by calling them mushrooms rather than molds.
First thing you need: mouldy fruit. Oranges, or cantaloupes are preferred.
Here's the thing: mold is everywhere, so getting it will be the easiest part. The tricky part start with identifying the correct mold. You don't want to feed your patients black mold, do you?
So. Leave some fruit out. The more the better, because you want to up your chances. Then let it rot in warm and humid places. After a while, pick any fruit that looks white on the outside and green in the middle:
Not the best picture, but that's what it should look like.
2. Transplanting your (potential) Penicillium mushrooms
Until you get it on a plate it's damn near impossible to tell which mold you got. Get ready for some trial and error because you will have to sift through a lot of unwanted mold. You might want to wear a mask.
First you need something to transplant it onto. Making modern agar plates is probably impossible but thankfully not needed. You just need:
Glass plates (the kind that can be closed, you want to minimize cross contamination)
1-2 cup of Hot water (preferably distilled, ask your alchemist if he can do that)
1 cup whole milk (should be 13g of lactose per cup, if your Penicillium won't grow adjust the water-milk ration in favor of milk)
If available: Instead of milk use corn steep liquor. Unfortunately only available after America was discovered, so YMMW, but Penicillium LOVES this stuff. It will make your life SO much easier if it's available.
Pinch of salt
1 teaspoon Yeast extract (get it from a baker)
3-6 teaspoons Gelatin (get it from a butcher)
Disclaimer: The ratio of each of the ingredients will have to be adjusted depending on the purity of the ingredients and on the conventional measuring sizes of the place you end up.
Gently mix it all in and pour out into the plates, let it solidify. If you end up dumped far enough that such refinement isn't possible, make bone broth and strain it through cheesecloth several times to make it as clear as possible, then mix it 5/6 broth and 1/6 milk. Again, if available, use corn steep liquor, but if not milk is fine. Add gelatin (should still be able to get it from the butcher) as needed to solidify it. I'm afraid experimentation will be needed depending on the resources you will be working with.
When you're done, you should have something like this:
Now that you have your plates, run an inoculation loop through a flame to sterilize it.
Something like this. Wave it through the air to cool it so you don't kill your mold, grab it from your fruit and geeeeeently spread it on top of your improvised agar without breaking the surface of the gelatin!
You can see the motions on this one pretty well. Close your plates, stack them about a meter/3ft from the fireplace. Judge for yourself, but ideally somewhere you would consider comfortably warm (20-24Β°C).
3. Identifying your Penicillium Mushrooms
If all went well, you are going to have something that looks like this:
Well, realistically, it will look something like this:
We're not actually doing it in a lab, after all. But IDEALLY, it will look like the above. It doesn't have to be perfect, you just need to be able to identify Penicillium molds for now.
IDEALLY, on the plate that matches the description of the penicillium mold you'll see an exclusion zone of bacteria around the mold, like the fourth plate in the second row, so you know you have a potential winner, but if you managed to avoid bacterial growth you need to take a few extra steps.
Penicillium molds have characteristic rings of growth, grey-green-white rings. They're easy to differentiate from bacteria because the molds are fuzzy and the bacteria as smooth and slimy. In the above picture, there are four plates that potentially have what we want, and two are less certain than others. Wash out the unwanted ones, make new agar plates, sterilize your inoculation loop and transplant your best candidates. You might need to do this several times.
Two types are confirmed to produce penicilin: P. chrysogenum and P. rubens.
The former is far more widely used today, but since we're sourcing them from literally thin air, we're more likely to get P. rubens, but unless you're a mycologist you probably won't be able to tell the difference. Thankfully you won't need to, because they both produce penicillin. Which brings me to the next step.
4. Confirming it's the penicillin producing mushroom
We're gonna need more agar plates for this one, and believe it or not, you're gonna need to mix blood into your agar. Wash your hands THROUGHLY.
(Theoretically you can get away with just milk, but identifying the correct bacterial colony on white agar is going to be a nightmare, so just add some sheep blood to your agar, conventionally it's about 5% by volume but you might need more to make it)
You need some gram-positive bacteria, preferably of the Bacillota type. Please don't go out and find a patient with fucking botulism or tetanus, you need to live long enough to make the cure. Instead, if you have a vagina, scrape some of the white, mucousy stuff from there and plant it on your plate. If you don't have your own vagina, a borrowed one is fine. Penicilin also works on Treponema pallidum, so if you get a syphilis-affected prostitute that should also work. Just wear gloves.
Ideally you get something like this.
This is actually Lactobacillus brevis, but Lactobacillus colonies all look relatively the same. The important thing is that it's all gram-positive, and will therefore be affected by penicillin.
Take new plates again, plant your Penicillium mold in the middle, and the bacteria all around it, getting as close to the center as possible. You can put down a paper marker for the mold. Wait for about 20 days.
Ideally, on at least one plate, you will get something like this:
This is literally a textbook example of testing antibiotics, but the Zone of Inhibition is what you're looking for. It means the mold is releasing a compound to kill the competing bacteria for resources, in this case, Beta-lactam antibiotic, or penicillin. Make sure to pick the one with the WIDEST ZoI, because that's the one that produces most penicillin.
So now we have the root stock, but our problems have just begun. This is the part where you're absolutely going to need an alchemist's help.
The problem is that a human body is not a petri dish. It's quite a bit larger. And you want the good bacteria destroying stuff without all the nasty contaminants, so you need a SHITLOAD of mold producing a LOT of penicillin, and then you need a way to filter it. You are going to need actual lab equipment for that, or near as they had it.
Since I lost the original protocol I'm going to need to do research all over again how to do that with alchemy equipment (or at least a microbrewery), so that will be in the next installment.
Fascinating.
Concept: generic fantasy adventure where the wizard has a crackpot assistant and he explains sadly that while Hreithbert is an excellent person for keeping the wizard tower tidy and the homonculi fed they're obsessed with cooking like ten million plates of inedible goop but it makes them happy so he permits it
And at the end of the story the big reveal is Hreithbert is a time displaced biochemist who has finally fucking refined their process for penicillin.
S class acting skills
One of the things I wanted to see the most in an epilogue was Keundal adjusting in ORBIT. Yeah I call our director/co-owner/lead artist hyung even though heβs almost ten years younger than me. Yeah we have meals on the regular. He saved my life once and treats me like family. Also I have encyclopedic knowledge of all TeSTAR activities.
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im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"
that's how you sound right now
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Any abnormal behavior within the game is a degree of boycotting!
Repeat after me:
Any abnormal behavior within the game is a degree of boycotting
I have to add my grain of salt because I am sick and tired of people using the boycott as a moral high ground to attack other players who are also interested in the exact same cause as you.
A boycott is not a switch you turn on and off. Itβs not an all or nothing mentality. You itβs not white and black thing. Swing things in a binary is extremist way of thinking. You know what else is extremist way of thinking? Authoritarianism, conservatism, fascism. The kind of extremist behaviour that got Valko cancelled in the first place.
If you used to spend every month $50 in the game and now youβre spending $20? That IS a form of boycotting. If youβre spending $5? That IS a form of boycotting. If youβre not spending nothing at all, thatβs a form of boycotting.
If you used to log in 2-3 or more times a day, and spend >3 hours in the game, and now youβre logging in once and staying for an hour? Thats boycotting. You only log once to get your dailies done? Thatβs boycotting. Youβre not logging in at all? Thatβs boycotting!
Any abnormal activity within the game is a form of boycotting.
Whatβs the most important part of the boycott? Not spending money. The game faces its biggest loss by the decrease in money spent, logging in helps the game but sure as hell isnβt the same as spending $50, $100β¦its best not spending nothing at all on the game. But Iβm no oneβs mother to force them. I can only spread the awareness and ask for the help, whether they offer it that is no longer up to me.
Have a little empathy
To some people this game is still a sort of psychological clutch, to others doing dailies is a part of their routine.
Empathy is necessary because we are all fighting the same fight, but not all of us have the luxury to stop entirely all interactions with the game.
And I say luxury because
Playing this game at all is a luxury in and of itself,
Some people canβt afford to skip dailies
Some people paid a promise/ab Aureum/a yearly pass before all of this happened in the first place. Get your moneys worth back. You paid for it, youβre entitled to it.
What if someone who canβt afford to spend money other than an Aureum boycotted since the beginning and Valko comes back in, letβs say for example, September? They lost two months of resources. What if they want to pull for Valko and canβt afford to buy packs? Every. Resource. Counts.
All of this is coming from a low-mid spender in the game, I can afford spending money on this game occasionally without going as crazy as I wouldβve liked. I have still been saving money, so when Valko drops I will be able to spend sm on him, but realistically speaking farming and holding back in banners that arenβt from my mains do wonders for my finances.
This is coming from someone (Caleb, Xavier, Sylus main) who saw his very first preview, that 45 second clip of him running in the woods and fell in love with him on the spot and thought I was gonna stop maining Xavier and Sylus to only focus on Valko. Spending my money on him and trying to rank as many of his cards as itβs financially possible to me.
Any and every abnormal behavior within the game is a for of boycotting.
If youβre using the boycott as means to shame other people also wanting Valko back, youβre attacking the very people who are standing by your side, rather than focusing on the main goal.
βBut logging in and spending money wonβt bring him backβ we have not been making the numbers the game is used to making. They are a multi million company, do you really THINK they will settle down for the revenue the are making right now??? They went from making almost a billion last year to barely making 10M last month.
Second, we have no guarantee that it will bring him back either. We do know Infold is interested in bringing him back based on how they have behaved. No multi banner, rushing banners that shouldβve come out later in the year like Calebβs and Rafβs myth, stretching time between banners.
Infold has seen the amount of things weβve been doing in this boycott. They are absolutely aware of the fight, the lengths is has gone to, and the money we could be spending in their pockets that we arenβt. They know better than anyone the true loss, both economically, and to their game quality wise.
So even when thereβs a SMALL FRACTION of people spending, or people yielding to their main while still spending less money than what they could be spending, the vast majority of us are still doing the heavy work. But thatβs not an excuse to be an asshole to the people helping you, because when you push people away, thatβs when people stop believing in the cause and dropping the boycott altogether. A partial boycott is still better than no boycott at all. You donβt get to be mean to the people who are still quietly logging in and doing dailies because itβs their safest way to farm and pull once Valko gets back. A few cracks here and there will not tear down the fight. And if you think it will, itβs because youβre either pessimistic about this whole thing, or you donβt trust your community.
I am confident that we will have him back, I donβt know when, but so far Infold has been giving quiet signals that Valko is still on the table. Until I have received an official statement, I will keep boycotting. And I am confident that my friends logging in or even renovating their Aureumβs because theyβre convenient for farming things with free retro will not tear down the boycott. Because Iβve seen how much these friends spend. And they really are holding back with everything theyβve got, and that effort is very well appreciated and Iβm grateful for it.
Any abnormal behavior within the game is a degree of boycotting!
This is the most important part to me:
small brown rodent-like mammals could be used as a very powerful explosive, and destroyed the lab they were in
what the FUCK
Long before the 'cool S', Onfim was doodling wars, beasts, and friendship on his homework.
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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
Best Regressor Tournament
Shin Cheongryeo (Shin Jaehyun) from Debut or Die
Role: Regressor
Submission:
- Once upon a time, he was someone who was rising up as an idol and full of passion for it. Then he woke up years in the past. Again. Again. Again and again and again. He's not as sane anymore but it's not affected his love for being an idol even a bit, in the end. - He has an adorable dog named Kongie. Kongie deserves all the love. Vote for Cheongryeo, you'll make Kongie very happy. - He got so used to regressing when a problem comes up that when he could no longer regress, he wanted Park Moondae to commit suicide so that time regresses, kidnapped him but still refused to kill him himself and went "please die". - He's a crazy cuckoo but I love him, your honor.
Kim Huisu (Eun Chaerin) from Surviving Romance (μ΄μλ¨μ λ‘맨μ€)
Roles: Regressor, Returnee, Transmigrator
Submission:
Not exactly a "willing" regressor: she's stuck reliving the "confession" day of a schlocky school romance novel (which it turns out she's the amnesiac author of) except instead of the confession happening a sudden zombie apocalypse sweeps over the school! Basically she keeps reliving the day after each of her (many deaths) until she eventually decides to give up on forcing the canon happy ending to happen and instead focuses on trying to save her classmates -- all of whom were stereotypical bullies of the "sweet" protagonist -- so she first has to actually reach out to them and earn their trust. Also like, she really only gets her feet under her and starts succeeding when she decides to try to save someone who she has an actual connection with and doesn't just view as (a) a character and (b) a character who is supposed to save *her* helpless damsel of a transmigrated role at that. Like, no, Chaerin is going to be the hero thank you very much, lmao. Anyways, It's a really beautiful exploration of reaching out for true connection when depressed, and also SO SO sapphic-coded <3. Anyways, Huisu/Chaerin is incredibly clever and tough (we love a manipulative badass queen), but also smart enough to know when to delegate -- ultimately her emotional growth and journey to letting other people in and realization that not only can she not do everything herself, but it's unfairly arrogant to try, is so beautiful. Anyways I love this suicidal disaster of a girl and honestly the sweetness of female friendship as the true power of love is amazing.
Round 2-A: Match 23, Shin Cheongryo (Shin Jaehyun) v. Kim Huisu (Eun Chaerin)
Cheongryeo from Debut or Die
Eun Chaerin from Surviving Romance
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[Anti-Propaganda is NOT allowed. Please be kind & respectful. Regressors, reincarnators, returnees, and transmigrators were all allowed within this tournament.]
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the social distancing with female idols AKDHDKHD he's so fucking scared of TICAs
putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
Item: Corset of Visibility
Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.
Pair this with a black
skirt and boots, and you, too can
be a Visigoth.
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