knight guys finish last

(guy who's misunderstanding what words mean) The problem with swordplay is she gets to be the sword and I have to, what, fuck the sword?

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

knight who carries all their liege's bags for them while they are shopping

it's not autism it's called having that dog in me

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

she's so cute i need to brainwash her into a perverted porn-addicted freak instantly or i'll die

you owe me nothing. i did it out of love.