Can y'all do something newsworthy, please? I kinda have to do my job every once in a while.

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Can y'all do something newsworthy, please? I kinda have to do my job every once in a while.

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What youâre assuming, I can assure you thatâs what it is.
Are you looking for an easy target or are you just bored?
If you have to ask, I guess the answerâs a no.
I'd just rather not get stuck in an awkward assumption.
What? Iâm not good enough for you?
Uh, in what sense?
Thatâs trueâŚof some people.Â
Oh? Am I missing something?

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We can take that too, if itâs not.
And then we'll need something to do besides eat said popcorn...
Letâs crash the party and steal their popcorn.
That's supposed to be a party? Either way, I'm always down for stealing food. I just hope the popcorn is covered in caramel.
Iâm actually pretty impressed someone is managing to be more obnoxious than us.
Hmm. I'm not. Y'all can be pretty low-key when...not intoxicated.
I want to cover a song by the Spice Girls now, thanks to James, and Iâve called being Posh Spice. I CALLED IT!
Posh is your favorite?
Do you n-need some water with it?
I can supply that part. I just need to more essential portion of the formula.

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It could be worse? At least theyâve got decent taste in films - it could be a Twilight film marathon.
I feel like this silver lining would be much better received without this migraine.
The person in the room across the way is having a very...loud and...obnoxious Harry Potter film marathon. Someone get me an Advil.
âMillie Johnson! Iâve seen your reports during Extra! Does Marcus ever go shirtless? Can you tell me anything about Brooke?â at 21 years old, this new journalist and current employee of E! magazine and Extra! news is making a name for herself on the road with Collection. This brunette nerd reminds people of Nina Dobrev, and is currently taken.Â
Itâs quite simple, Millie Johnson was a curious little girl. The curiosity got the better of her all the time, from going exploring in the woods to finding things she didnât want to know, like the fact her parents were getting divorced, and that her boyfriend was cheating on her. Knowing things that Millie didnât want to know at all, that was normal. She just had a knack for getting the dirt on anyone and everyone, she knew exactly what she had to do to keep her things straight, and out of the way of others knowing. Of course, Millie wasnât average at all, she was actually your definition of âNerdâ. She loved to watch British television and loved to read books the size of a normal personâs head, she read Les Miserables in the eighth grade, and finished every play Shakespeare ever wrote by her graduation. She was labeled the one thing everyone would have labeled her: a nerd. And, not just a nerd, she was the mega-nerd with the glasses, and the nature of someone who is just clueless as to how life works. But, sheâs not at all. She knows how life goes, she lives between two parents and knows a boy she likes is sleeping with one of her good friends, but dates him anyways. In some ways, if you knew everything Millie put up with, youâd respect her more than anything else.Â
But, Millie always had this thing for history, and this thing for liking the idea of being in the media. She could see herself, years from now, on television while sheâs big and successful and her tormentors and the girls who think theyâre so hot are at home with their babies and husbands that donât want them. When she landed the job at Entertainment Tonight, she was so excited it hurt her. She had cut and gotten a  Brazillian blowout on the hair sheâd loved more than anything, added makeup, bought brown contacts to cover her oddly blue eyes, and dropped twenty pounds for that job. She dropped a lot of things she used to love to be aired on television. It may have been the driving force in her bulimia, but she wouldnât admit that. Or the fact that sheâs suffering from bulimia, ever. The nerdy girl might still act like she used to, but the business has changed her more than youâd expect. Sheâs become a snoop, but not the biggest one: thatâs the job of Jane Promise.Â
âDid you see what Millie Johnson tweeted last night? I canât believe they got pancakes on the ceiling!â Â
@ScoopofMillie: @BrooklynCollection dons new hair color! #BlondesHaveMoreFun
@ScoopofMillie: Extra will be showing a new episode on Collectionâs tour, check it out tomorrow at 8!
@ScoopofMillie: Someone hit me with a stick⌠and I think it was @DrivingMisterJames
âDidnât you read the article about Millie Johnsonâs Top 3 songs she listens to while writing articles?â
Track 01. Story of a Girl by Nine Days: âThis is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world.â
Track 02. American by Lana Del Rey: âPlay house, put my favorite record on, get down.â
Track 03. Halloween by RENT cast: âHow did I get here? How the hell? Pan left, close on the steeple of the church.â
âThe tabloids got a hold of Millie Johnsonâs dirty little secret, didnât it? Too bad no one believes the Enquirer.âÂ
Millie Johnson is hiding her bulimia from the entire world. Although itâs hard to find her when she purges, after a huge meal. She knows that a certain Daniel Grey has noticed, but he seems to genuinely want to help her, not rat her out. Still, sheâs slightly hostile towards him at times, but when sheâs at her most vulnerable he tries in any way her can to help.Â
âOn page twelve, they tell all about how well they get along with Millie Johnson!â
Brooklyn Kennedy: âMillie is honestly one of the best reporters Iâve ever met! She gets the information, and reports it how it happened, and doesnât scare me like most reporters do. But, sheâs still one of the nicest people on the bus. I watch Doctor Who with her on occasion, because sometimes I need a little David Tennant in my life. But, other than that, I donât really talk to her too much. I wish I did, though.â
Crystal Maurice: âOh, my, Millie. I donât have much to say about Millie. Sheâs kind of quiet when sheâs not interviewing us or looking for the scoop. I watch her segment on Extra! News every week, because, well, I want to know if Iâm ever going to be in it. I doubt I ever will be, though, because Iâm kind of the light technician, not in the spotlight.â
James Regal: âMillie, really? I mean, sheâs a sweetheart, but she only speaks to me for joking matters. I like that people appreciate my humor, but Millie worries me sometimes, I mean, Iâve met girls who act like her in rehabilitation hospitals, and it makes me wonder⌠But then I remember that sheâs Millie and sheâs a strong lady who is absolutely amazing. Thatâs all I have to say about her, really. That sheâs amazing.â