sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

happy month, fellow slurs.

Is this the cat that boops?

It is now!

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

The key to understanding history and geopolitics is to remember: just because one side is bad, doesn't mean the other side is good

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

was trimming ye olde bush in the shower and i kind of fucked up and now it just looks like i tried to give my pussy a taper fade

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

you are right and you should say it.