ride it

“goodness - it feels so weird to be back. it was a culture shock leaving and moving to a new country, but it kind of feels like one coming back too.”

“At least you’re coming back to Lima, where nothing changes.”

“sometimes i just think about how much i love my dad and think he’s the greatest but then i go over to the house to get some of the stuff i left over there and he’s going on about how lucky charms now come in packages that are just marshmallows…and i’m like…why? why is that so exciting?”

“That’s... a lot of sugar.”

“you ever just randomly get a song stuck in your head and you absolutely cannot get it out no matter what?”

“I’ve had Beyonce’s verse in Savage remix stuck in my head for about 5 years so yeah.”

does the phone in rice thing really work or is it just a myth? i dropped my phone in the toilet and need to know as soon as possible.

“It worked for me when I dropped mine in the pool.”