♉️shit

I want a crush, man 😭 I want to feel insane about someone!!! I want to feel distracted!!!

Thank god they made your pervert kink illegal to keep us all safe. Now I can enjoy my diet pervert kink in peace knowing they’ll never come for me next

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

holy shit I found it again-

morrison ↓

Life's hard when you're an unserious jackass but also have an unlimited capacity for yearning

actually fuck this. if filthy frank can become joji then I can be whatever the fuck I want.

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.