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Okay, I'm here to find any evidence about Mike, since Queen said the internet is "full of knowledge". I'm going to be posting some of my theories and I am WILLING to let others add on to or disprove them, so I can have more input. Don't think I trust any of you. Everything added onto my theories will be taken with a grain of salt. Also don't mess around or I'll ask Tenna to put you all on blast once his programs air again. And for the record, I'm the ONLY one on this blog. There is no one else here.

(OOC under cut)

#OOC #Battat #Deltarune #Battat Mike #Green Pippins #UTDR #Mike Deltarune #Deltarune Theory #Character Blog #Ask Blog #Maybe

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Become green again

Trust me, I WISH I was green again. But then, the red pippins would know it was me and I wouldn't have time to carry out my ultra strategic plan.

*Battat does not seem to actually have a plan

(longest arc in history. red arc)

#Battat #OOC #Ask Tag

^q^ would you say you taste good

Maybe asked the person who licked me. They'd know.

*Battat shudders at the recollection of what had just happened

I'm not here to theorize about my own taste; I'M HERE TO THEORIZE ABOUT MIKE. You guys are gross AND ALSO interupting what I have going on at the pippinses house!

#Battat #hi #👋👋👋#Ask Tag #Battat Deltarune #Deltarune Ask Blog #Deltarune #Mike Deltarune #theaddisons are so cute does anyone agree with me i lovee them omggg aww my babies awww i love them so much

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Ara Ara become pregnant /j /ref

CAN WE JUST BE DONE WITH THE BABY THING? LIKE I JUST ANSWERED TO A DIFFERENT ONE OF YOU, I CAN'T HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE THAT UNTIL I FIND MIKE!

#Battat abortion arc?#< never telling you when im on ever again omg #😭😭😭😭😭😭#OOC

jobrepeller

his greed knows no bounds

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Ara Ara become pregnant /j /ref

CAN WE JUST BE DONE WITH THE BABY THING? LIKE I JUST ANSWERED TO A DIFFERENT ONE OF YOU, I CAN'T HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE THAT UNTIL I FIND MIKE!

#Battat #yo my name is battat and im greentat #Ask Tag #Deltarune Ask Blog #Mike Deltarune #Green Pippins Deltarune #Battat Deltarune #this boring as hell when tenna and battat smooch it up #sorry the months i was gone turned me gay #whoops

lickijg you

EW! CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS IM CONDUCTING HERE?!?

*Battat uses their poncho to wipe off the Saliva

#Battat #Ask Tag #you guys need to stop 😢😢 yuckyy /nsrs #Deltarune #Mike Deltarune #Deltarune Ask Blog #Green Pippins

why do people want you yo be a father so badddd what is going onnn

WE'RE STILL ON THIS AREN'T WE?!? THERE IS NO BABY. IM GLAD YOU SEE THE RIDICULOUSNESS IN THIS TOO ANON! I'm not prepared for fatherhood I need tofindMikefirstthatcomesfirstbeforeanythingelse.

*Battat seems to pick up in the speed of which they talk, likely to make up for lost time.

#Battat #Ask Tag #Battat Deltarune #Deltarune #Deltarune Ask Blog #Ask Blog #Deltarune Chapter 4 #UTDR #my brother just asked his friend a question that started with “have you ever played a mobile game on your phone--” i didnt hear the rest bu #i think hes fucking stupid

immortal-cataclysm

Playing Pretend

fernsehzeit

Happy Valentine's day weeee

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I have created an army

There are other green pippins...? WAIT! These guys are green with WHITE PIPS! I'm white with green pips. Still one of a kind!

#Sometimes I wish I would fit in #ask tag #battat

the baby is mike

For the last time, there IS NO BABY.

#ask tag #battat

mizuu-h

Whatever

Di Yu si de teletuviz? (did you see the Teletubbies?)

Yeah, we used to broadcast it for Kris. Well, I haven't really SEEN it. We sometimes watch what we broadcast but our main focus is keeping everything running.

#Ask Tag #Battat

[puts the shadow crystal infront of battat’s eye and he now has to look through it]

ha ha now u got to look

*Battat closes his eyes and pushes the crystal away.*

Do you MIND? For the LAST time, I don't trust your weird crystal thing, and I for sure am NOT going to look into it. Now go away, I'm busy.

#Ask Tag #Battat

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pumpkinspicedpocketspace

Fitting in.

Dude do you know Miles "Tails" Power

No? Is that some darkner from another dark world or something??? Why would you be curious about me in relation to them? Is this important? AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!?

#Battat #Ask Tag #the ever stupid battat and his limited knowledge

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