Mike

Ha! Glad ya think so. I’m inclined to agree.

Ha! Are you? Good.

Oi! You two gonna play quidditch or what?

Ha! Well it’s a good thing I’m about to then, eh?

Ha! Not if ya don't quit running your mouth and go get your broom you're not.

Ha! Oi! Ain’t cockiness if it’s true, mate.

Ha! It is till ya prove it true, mate.

Ha! Good, won’t be any fun if I beat ya by too much.

Ha! You cocky lil' shit.

Ha! Alright. You go get yours and Fenwick’s and I’ll grab ours then. Meet ya back here.

Ha! I’ll go grab mine, then. Hope you lot are ready to get your arses kicked.

Ha! We're not gonna go easy on ya just cause it's your birthday.

Ha! Fantastic. Get the balls too yeah?

Yes! No worries, I’ll grab ‘em. I’ll take Benjy with me, we’ll be back in no time.

Oi! Just take Max. We don't wanna be sitting here all night while you and Fenwick get distracted.

Ha! Good, ‘cause I specifically told ‘em to leave out the part I’d be here, figured it’d get you lot over here.

Ha! Smart bloke.

Hey, mate! Thanks! Thanks for coming.

No problem. The blokes said the two magic words, party and cake.

I don't know why you're all so surprised.

Come again?

It’s ‘cause we’re stuck with ‘em mate.

Ha! Yeah, I think you're right.

Ha! Whatever, you love us.

...Times like this make me wonder why.

Ha! They gave me extra pudding because I’m cute and likable, not cause of you.

They gave you extra pudding because I took your healer out. You are anything but cute and likable in the hospital.

Ha! Sure, they do, Mike.

Oi! Watch it, missy! I got you extra pudding last time you were in here.

…Exactly. …Ha! C’mon, Mike, don’t take this out on the nurses.

Oi! They love me here.

…..Fine. Anyone have any idea how long I have to stay here?

…Sorry, mate. Just a couple days, I think.

...It won't be too bad, mate. Better to have you at a hundred percent. ...You know we'll be in your hair most of it. And I'll be sure to flirt with the nurses for ya.